10/27/2017 12:42 EDT

Jimmy Kimmel Fiendishly Shows How Pat Robertson Hates Halloween

"Don’t let your babies grow up to be demon worshippers."

Jimmy Kimmel said Thursday on his show that he isn’t a big fan of Halloween. But he’s got nothing on televangelist Pat Robertson.

That’s why the staff of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” put together a highlight reel of the right-wing preacher denouncing Halloween.

And as you watch, some of Robertson’s warnings about devil worship will become eerily familiar.

So, kids, the lesson is this: Don’t go trick or treating at the Robertson house this year.

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