12/07/2017 11:56 EST

John Cena's Mad Lib Theater With Jimmy Fallon Produces One Foul Christmas Tale

Turns out Rudolph had "a very, very shiny anus."

Actor John Cena knows how to have fun on late-night television.

In a Mad Lib Theater segment with host Jimmy Fallon on “The Tonight Show” Wednesday, Cena, also a pro wrestler, came up with the most intriguing words so the two could act out one twisted Christmas story.

Watch above to discover how “perineum,” “protractor,” “anus” and “puppies” fit into this hilarious narrative.

Contain yourselves, everyone.


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