08/23/2017 12:36 EDT

Robert E. Lee Statue Pleads 'Take Me Down' In Funny Or Die Sketch

If Confederate statues could talk, apparently they'd rhyme in song.

While debate over the removal of Confederate statues rages on, Funny or Die decided to ask a Robert E. Lee statue how it felt about the issue.

Turns out the statue had a lot to say, in the form of a catchy ballad: “Take me down / I’m not the kinda statue you want to gather ’round / I only attract pretty scary crowds.”

Watch the general make his full case above.