The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― and succinct ― wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less.
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Is this the real life?
— Lisa Ko (@iamlisako) April 8, 2019
Is this just allergies
me sending an email: hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— gabriela tully claymore (@GabrielaJuneTC) April 8, 2019
Is New York culture it taking 3+ months of back and forth to gather 7 busy adults together for dinner when it's not an official birthday or party
— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) April 7, 2019
Rest In Peace all the healthy food that expires in my fridge every week.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 7, 2019
Me bringing all 8 of my eye creams, toner and serum to stay over a guy’s house pic.twitter.com/hJNKAbX7Tl
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) April 7, 2019
To which country can I emigrate that will just let me live in the woods and be the local witch the children can tell each other stories about
— Louisa 🌈👭 (@LouisatheLast) April 10, 2019
My phone just changed "duck" to "fuck" - have I leveled up?
— Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) April 9, 2019
I look forward to this time of year more than anything and then I’m reminded that none of my sandals are or ever will be properly broken in.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) April 8, 2019
Is there a term yet for the now-rampant stores with
— Chelsey Johnson (@chelseyhotel) April 7, 2019
-tiny succulents
-$300 sack dresses
-ceramics with boobs on them
-macrame
-palo santo sticks
-geometric gold earrings
-letterpress cards
-at least 3 items w/questionable arrow/feather/tipi imagery
I’m ready to make a bingo card
cats be 9 years old no school no job just in the house meowing
— high femme they them (@protectynggirls) April 6, 2019
every time i see the phrase "b&b" i know i'm supposed to think of a bed and breakfast, but thanks to the internet my brain always defaults to "bungeons and bragons"
— Sarah Z (@marysuewriter) April 8, 2019
i am only at peace 1) alone, deeply sober at a grocery store (not whole foods) at 11pm on a saturday OR 2) alone, black out drunk at the container store at 3pm on a sunday 🙏
— Catherine Cohen (@catccohen) April 8, 2019
if i hear shallow in a car it’s my constitutional right to sing along, don’t bother me!!!!!
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) April 7, 2019
which football team do i support?? how about which football team supports me. this should go both ways
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) April 7, 2019
Always nice when I’m texting my grandma and she mentions that someone sent her a photo of me with “large bags under my eyes.”
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) April 9, 2019
I wish they took your photo on emotional rollercoasters too
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 7, 2019
Getting married is a great way to merge bank accounts and nemeses with another person
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 9, 2019
email culture is switching an exclamation point between your greeting and your first sentence because you don't want to come on too strong by exclaiming twice in a row.
— anna borges (@annabroges) April 11, 2019
you have to adopt all four because they've bonded pic.twitter.com/jKBrQg4Y6m
— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) April 7, 2019
It’s fucking AMAZING the court dudes in the UK still wear those wig things and we do NOT talk about it enough
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) April 9, 2019
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