09/12/2017 15:42 EDT | Updated 09/12/2017 20:43 EDT

The New iPhone Led Twitter To Think Of #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians

"Ted Cruz Control," anyone?

The past 24 hours have been filled with buzzy, internet news. Last night, someone found that Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” a porn tweet. And today, the new iPhone is being unveiled. But how ― HOW ― to cover both of these news bits in a single, unbelievably funny way?!

For this week’s HuffPost Comedy hashtag game, we were able to accomplish this impossible task in an unbelievably funny way with #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians. And here are some of the best.