11/30/2017 13:21 EST

This Jillian Michaels Tampax Ad Spoof Is So Weird, You Must See It

The "gun-based applicator shoots the titanium so far up your vag," the celebrity trainer promises.

Celebrity trainer Jillian Michaels is already a hard case for real.

Now she goes full bonkers in a bizarre Funny Or Die ad spoof for “Tampax Titanium.”

The former “Biggest Loser” star shows her mettle promoting metal for feminine protection. And all you have to do is shoot it up there with a gun-based applicator.

“Don’t be a pussy,” she says. “Put these in your pussy.”

Watch the craziness above.