In honor of National Cheese Day, which falls on June 4, we rounded up 38 funny tweets that are sure to resonate with cheese-lovers. Keep scrolling for a Gouda laugh.
me, drunk, into the thermostat: alexa, text my husband to buy more cheese.— kim monte 🏳️🌈 (@KimmyMonte) February 1, 2019
My dog stole a wedge of cheese and slunk off to eat it under the dining room table, and I've never been more convinced he could be my biological son.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 1, 2019
Once again in my quest to not eat sugar I have eaten Too Much Cheese— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 25, 2018
Ever since I learned the US is experiencing a cheese surplus Ive felt a deep and personal sense of failure— Erin 🔥🏃🏻♀️🍳 Ryan (@morninggloria) May 18, 2016
Just thinking about Kraft mac and cheese right about now. pic.twitter.com/PymmfEYqCl— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) August 3, 2018
3-year-old: *double-fists shredded cheese from the bag*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2018
Wife: You didn't stop her?!
Me: She's living her best life.
I don't have to say cheese to smile. I just have to think about it.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 14, 2018
Can't believe I wasted calories on macaroni and cheese with less than five cheeses.— Kima Jones 🏁 (@kima_jones) February 6, 2019
when I die, I want an open casket funeral and have me holding a pot of cheese fondue so everyone can dip bread as they mourn— maura quint (@behindyourback) January 2, 2017
It’s virtually impossible not to eat the entire box of Annie’s mac and cheese. The box is one serving.— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) August 18, 2018
Don’t @ me.
My 7yo just decided to spend her pocket money on cheese instead of candy, so my work here is done.— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) December 6, 2018
You can't make somebody love you, but you can eat cheese until you die.— moody monday (@mdob11) December 13, 2014
I want to learn everything there is to learn about cheese. I want to squeeze the milk out of a tit and touch curdles with my bare hands and see a wheel of cheese that I check on daily mature into a beautiful angel— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 5, 2018
hitting that point in the night where I can't stop thinking about how good cheese has been to me— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 20, 2015
my husband brought home a slice of macaroni and cheese pizza and didn’t bring me one can i stay with one of you until the divorce is final ? pic.twitter.com/oNHFdmwJfA— kim monte 🏳️🌈 (@KimmyMonte) January 23, 2019
I try not to snack at night, but the cheese in my fridge haunts me. What if I die in my sleep and NO ONE EATS IT?— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) October 11, 2017
I decided to do some lunges in my living room. I had 3 in before I realized I was still eating a piece of cheese.— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) January 30, 2014
My birthstone is a block of cheese.— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) July 3, 2014
I just want to live in a world where I don't have to pay for extra cheese let alone even have to ask for it— EnvyDaTropic™ (@envydatropic) April 25, 2015
Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) April 21, 2014
not to ruin your trust in the world but anytime you see something labelled as "four-cheese," that final cheese is a bullshit cheese— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 17, 2016
*me delicately placing thin slivers of this merlot cheese on my lactose intolerant tongue* pic.twitter.com/cGaQIh7No2— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) January 19, 2019
feelin anxious how much cheese should i eat— Scaachi (@Scaachi) February 5, 2019
My daughter asked me if cheese is a vegetable, so...yeah she’s an optimist.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 23, 2018
Me: Did you eat all the cheese?— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 20, 2017
5: There’s more at the store.
[grating cheese over my pasta]— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 18, 2016
Waiter: Tell me when
W: are you gonna say when?
Me: Wow our first fight.
Someone ignoring you? There's a cheese for that.— moody monday (@mdob11) June 22, 2014
Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese.— Emily Nixon (@NotThatNixon) February 10, 2014
every day when I wake up, my first thought is how satisfying it would be to slice cheese with one of these pic.twitter.com/gQ0LDa3Ak2— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) February 3, 2019
My Valentine is just a picture of cheese.— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) February 13, 2014
2-year-old: *screeches*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2018
Me: What's the emergency?
2: I need cheese.
That is an emergency.
Can someone send me that video of that couple grinding on each other and one is feeding the other mac and cheese? I am trying to impress a girl— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) December 13, 2018
Ice cream - cashew milk— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 1, 2018
Cereal - almond milk
Smoothies - coconut milk
CHEESE - WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH CHEESE I LOVE CHEESE
we go together like cheese and everything— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) August 22, 2013
Me: [lecturing kids] You know, the Paw Patrol string cheese is already gone. That was supposed to be for school snacks.— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 20, 2018
Husband [mouthful of string cheese] Listen to your mother, kids.
Fuck your zodiac sign. How do you feel about cheese?— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) September 10, 2018
1-year-old: *fills her mouth so full of cheese she can't close it*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 22, 2017
*reaches for more cheese*
If I'm not choking on the cheese then I don't know what your version of "extra cheese" on a pizza looks like.— Cathryn 🏳️🌈 (@AngryRaccoon2) September 21, 2018