The holiday season is a time for gift-wrapping, Christmas carols, colorful decorations and lots of sweets. It’s also a time for office get-togethers.
Company holiday parties have a reputation for being a bit stale ― or on the other hand, a little too lit (cue embarrassing dance floor moments after a few too many eggnogs). Whether you work for a large corporation with an epic soiree or have a more intimate in-office celebration, there are many opportunities for humor.
Below we’ve rounded up 35 tweets about company holiday parties.
I did karaoke at my office Christmas party. I sang Bohemian Rhapsody. There was a dance routine. So no, I'm not going to work tomorrow.
— Slightly funny Jew (@Dani_Feld) December 15, 2016
Can't wait for the office Christmas party...A great place to catch up with people you haven't seen in like an hour🎄🙄🎅🏼
— Jaime 🏹🦌🎄🎅🏼 (@Treestand_tweet) December 4, 2017
I reserved for two at our company Christmas party. I don’t actually have a plus one I’m just really looking forward to having two plates.
— Brandon Wurzer (@BrandonWurzer) December 5, 2017
Congratulations in advance to my coworkers who will get to hear me slur "you're just... you're so BEAUTIFUL" through tears at the company holiday party tonight, you earned it
— katefestivity (@katefeetie) December 6, 2017
My favorite thing so far about freelancing is not having to go to a company holiday party but getting three weeks worth of drunk texts from friends about theirs
— Emma Silvers (@emmaruthless) December 9, 2017
This info on the office Christmas party invite concerns me. pic.twitter.com/1dcosZQwqT
— Chris Parsons (@ChrisParsons274) November 24, 2017
I’d pretend to be your successful boyfriend at your company holiday party
— Doug Bies (@dougbies) December 10, 2017
Me, flirting
Tonight is my office holiday party! Tomorrow is my awkward office board meeting.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) December 16, 2016
My only goal for tonight's company holiday party is to say "it's been a minute" to everyone's s/os
— Peter Vidani (@pter) December 7, 2017
The masked singer except it’s me at a company holiday party trying to identify OR staff wearing normal clothes without surgical masks on.
— Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) December 27, 2019
The problem with drinking with people from work at the office Christmas party, is they're the ones I bitch about when I'm drunk.
— Jaime 🏹🦌🎄🎅🏼 (@Treestand_tweet) December 5, 2017
Tomorrow is my company holiday party, and they cleared off a table near my desk and named it 'Wine Station' so yeah I already love tomorrow.
— Megan McDonagh (@megzmcd) December 11, 2014
Waking up the day after the office holiday party like pic.twitter.com/GZTQaGyOXH
— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) December 16, 2016
The office holiday party is a great place to meet everyone you've been emailing from 10 feet away. http://t.co/ORGeo4rY
— someecards (@someecards) December 11, 2012
Shout out to the Mafk no one knows at the office Christmas party.
— Jonathan Torrens (@TorrensJonathan) December 10, 2017
i damn sure did request Bodak Yellow at the company holiday party last night and sang along as if it were the uncensored version.
— Jrzy Lioness (@Jrzylioness) December 14, 2017
One year at the office holiday party I gave out raffle tickets to everyone even though there was no raffle and no prize. #iconic
— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) December 15, 2016
Apparently “merry go fuck yourself” isn’t a festive greeting no matter how many drinks you had at the office Christmas party. Thanks for the reminder HR.
— Dishonest_Abe (@dishonest_abeL) December 5, 2017
Already starting to think about how long I will stay at the office holiday party before leaving to go home and pet my roommate’s cat.
— Adam Davis (@amdhit) December 15, 2016
walking into this office holiday party like pic.twitter.com/ZsfpCtWHkj
— BuzzFeed Reader (@reader) December 15, 2016
TIL it'd be very fun to be a company holiday party photographer.
— Carolyn Penner (@cpen) December 11, 2014
okay now's the point in the office holiday party where I'm explaining the difference between sun rising and moon signs
— grace perry (@perryjetaime) December 2, 2016
Office Christmas party:
— 🧘🏻♂️Debonair🧘🏻♂️ (@CommentsOn5tuff) December 5, 2017
A forced social occasion where people get drunk and act like they’ve never left their house before.
company holiday party today aka a 1 hour microsoft teams video meeting pic.twitter.com/7fD727mfKC
— Kyle Hardy (@TheKyleHardy) December 22, 2020
Coworker: You coming to the company holiday party?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 12, 2019
Me: No. I don't like being around you people even when I'm getting paid for it.
Let’s do a Self-Employed Christmas Party, where self-employed strangers come together and roleplay a normal office Christmas party, so you can be like ‘oh Kevin from accounting has had too much again ’ but it’s actually Jane who has her own YouTube series on Western Anime
— Jack Garratt (@JackGarratt) December 1, 2017
Just realized it’s time to start planning my company holiday party. Hmmmm. Where should I take myself?
— Carly DeNure (she/her) (@carlydenure) November 9, 2023
Coworker: so what do you think you’re going to wear to the office holiday party?
— KC (@kckc2b) December 2, 2017
Me: #ultralightbeams #casual pic.twitter.com/rNgiKMQyFM
This office holiday party doesn't have nearly as much cheer as it does people asking me if I work here
— (dan arnes) (@leaplingband) December 19, 2016
Today is as much fun as a dry office holiday party, which everyone knows is just a meeting you wear your jingly reindeer sweater to, KAREN
— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 19, 2013
Just me or is a company holiday party your boss saying “instead of a bigger Christmas bonus for everyone, let’s throw a party w/ overpriced charcuterie boards and make everyone show up on their weekend”
— Josh AbboŦŦ (@joshabbottband) December 19, 2019
I wasn’t put on this earth to be able to casually go to a work holiday party and be normal
— emily june (@emilyjune_) December 13, 2021
Christmas party season eh? Learn these moves to impress at your office one. pic.twitter.com/ZX3jNvgKTK
— Frank Turner (@frankturner) December 12, 2018
A remote worker told me they’re expected to fly to the home office, at their own expense, for the company holiday party.
— Adam Karpiak (@Adam_Karpiak) December 14, 2022
Bosses will make employees fly halfway across the country for spinach dip instead of going to therapy.
Found my outfit for your holiday office party pic.twitter.com/qaeJg08j6E
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) December 7, 2017
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