05/20/2013 03:42 EDT | Updated 07/20/2013 05:12 EDT

Absurd Vancouver Property: Vancouver vs. Toronto

We're almost halfway across Canada in out 'Absurd Vancouver Properties' series. This week we're focused on three Toronto houses and what domestic perks they hold against f*%king ridiculously priced properties sprinkled throughout Vancouver.


We're almost halfway across Canada! This week we're in Ontario and for the sake of keeping the comparisons in one area, I'm going to focus on Toronto.

First up is this gorgeous home for just over $2 million:

Located in Central Toronto near Casa Loma, this luxury home sits near some of the city's esteemed private schools (woo hoo!). This classic house has six bedrooms, a big family room, modern kitchen with breakfast area, spacious master suite with six-piece bath, and finished basement with a nanny suite.

I'm a big fan of Canadian designer, Sarah Richardson and this home reminds me of one she refinished on her popular show Sarah's House.

This completely renovated house has five bedrooms and seven bathrooms of uniquely designed interiors (and unique here isn't code for "makes me want to throw up in my mouth").

It. Is. Gorgeous.

Now, this North Toronto house is luxurious. For $2 million, imagine coming home to this:

Fully renovated with heated floors, chef's kitchen plus design and finishings are exquisite, this house has it all. I could handle living here.

And for $2 million in Vancouver...

Welcome home.

Vancouver... are you f*%king kidding me??!!

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