04/05/2013 04:21 EDT | Updated 06/05/2013 05:12 EDT

Absurd Vancouver Property: What $1.6 Million Can Buy

Over the next few weeks in my Absurd Vancouver Property series I'm going to take you across Canada from east to west.

This week, let's look at what $1.6 million can buy you in our most easterly province, Newfoundland.

First up is this completely remodeled home, located just outside downtown St. John's.

newfoundland $1.6 million house

With over 6,500 square feet of living space, this is a gorgeous family home.

Or how about this ocean-view estate:

Million dollar home Newfoundland

Located on a full acre, this home has four bedrooms, five bathrooms and a five-car garage. There's also a gym with Nike flooring, two lofts, family room, games room and a hydra pool in the backyard. Yes, please!!

Our next contender looks like it is straight out of a movie.

$1.6 million newfoundland house

Seriously!!! Is this for real? This is truly "waterfront." The listing states that you can live in luxury while watching whales, icebergs and nature pass by your window. On second thought, I'll take this one!

But, wait!! Why go for east coast, when you can spend your $1.6 million on this Vancouver "garage-mahal."

$1.5 million vancouver house

I took this photo myself ... the listing didn't have one. Gee, I wonder why?

Vancouver ... are you f*#king kidding me??!!

Stay tuned. Next week we'll see what our money will get us on Prince Edward Island!

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