ESPN To Toronto: Your City Sucks For Sports, And You Deserve It

The Huffington Post Canada     First Posted: 09/27/11 06:00 PM ET   Updated: 11/27/11 05:12 AM ET

Hey, ESPN what did Toronto ever do to you?

Earlier this June ESPN, slammed Toronto as the worst place to watch pro sports when you compare cost to team results. Well, ESPN-affiliated Grantland takes another shot at Toronto in an essay that argues that Toronto fans kinda deserve it.

The piece written by Torontonian and Esquire columnist Stephen Marche argues that Toronto's sports mediocrity can be pinned on fans so enamored of the Leafs that they line up and fill every seat at the ACC each year despite skyrocketing costs and lacklustre results.

The teams lose because they don't have to win. The Leafs have so many people on the waiting list for season tickets that they don't take new names anymore; no matter what happens they have a 99 per cent renewal rate. Torontonians line up to pay tens of thousands of dollars to watch some of the most dreadful hockey played at a professional level.

He also argues that Leafs fans are attached to an old brand of gritty, physical hockey that may have won Cups in the 70s but, today, just leads to golfing in May. He argues that this appreciation of mediocrity bleeds into Toronto's other sports too.

Of course, a few of the city's pundits have responded. The Star's Cathal Kelly argues that au contraire, Toronto's devotion to the Leafs actually makes it a true sports city.

In fact, the ‘unrequited love’ model being dangled in front of us like a dead rodent is the defining feature of a great sports town. A great sports town sticks with its club despite the fact that they’re wretched. They have a term for conditional love in sports — it’s called front running.

Kelly is right sort of, most people don't like rooting for winning teams.

"The truth is that, to fans of losing teams, fans of winning teams—any winning team—are all obnoxious. We like to see the top dogs take a hit," writes Reeves Wiedeman in the New Yorker.

Returning to Kelly's argument, he feels that ESPN and Marche have actually done Toronto sports fan a favour by letting us begin having different conversations about our sports team.

"We couldn’t see that when we were all talking to each other. Like a good therapist, ESPN has done us the favour of repeating our arguments back to us. They sound tired and pointless," he writes.

Toronto weekly The Grid also takes issue with Marche's piece, saying that Toronto's sports ineptitude can squarely be placed on the fact that it's hard, in this post salary-cap NHL, to put together a winning team.

While over at the National Post, Chris Selley points out that if MLSE, the Leafs home company were actually concerned about making money (and they are) then seeing their major breadwinner lose year after year is actually bad for the bottom line.

Winning brings in more money, which is purportedly the only thing MLSE cares about. Based on a conservative estimate of $2-million in ticket sales per playoff game, every time the Leafs golf early, they’re denying their drooling bosses, at minimum, a 2.7 per cent boost in annual revenue. If they played 14 post-season home games and screwed the pooch in the final, as Vancouver did last year, they’d pull in an extra $28-million. And in the cap era, it wouldn’t cost them a dime more in player salaries to do so!

On Twitter, reactions to Stephen Marche's piece has been split between threats of violence to the author and vigorous head-nodding. Which means, right or wrong, Marche hit a nerve amongst Toronto's long-suffering sports fans.

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Hey, ESPN what did Toronto ever do to you? Earlier this June ESPN, slammed Toronto as the worst place to watch pro sports when you compare cost to team results. Well, ESPN-affiliated Grantland tak...
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CommonWealth-SinglePayer
Walk on the Right, VOTE on the LEFT
04:25 PM on 09/28/2011
True and the Maple Leafs fans have to be the saddest lot on this planet, why?

25 years ago, an older friend of mine who lived in Toronto and bet on sports big time, said the Leafs will never win anything, true since then, because the owners have no financial interest in getting a winning team.
Most Leafs games are sold out, Leafs make buckets of cash with all of the merchandising and huge TV contracts. So why spend any extra cash and get good players.

And I grew up in Boston, been a fan before it was cool to like Boston Teams.
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jrfunkenstein
'It's a sad and beautiful world'
02:13 PM on 09/28/2011
Wow this guy is a genius; lousy teams in big market sports locations don't have to spend money to improve.

How did this brilliant insight remain unheralded for so long?
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Gbourcier
08:07 AM on 09/28/2011
It's all about the numbers. Toronto could easily support a second hockey team but the Leafs would never allow it because it would cut into there monopoly.
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anugs
07:20 AM on 09/28/2011
Sports is not the only thing that sucks in Toronto. The whole city SUCKS big time.
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PiperSniper
10:49 AM on 09/28/2011
There, there now ... it'll get better for you soon.
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grinningdog
08:39 PM on 09/30/2011
wow anus, don't be mad at the whole city, we'll try to do better at pleasing you.

(btw: weird name)
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Sean Connolly
11:39 PM on 09/27/2011
Leafs suck/ end of story.
06:30 PM on 09/27/2011
maple leafs have known this dirty little secret for decades
05:59 PM on 09/27/2011
OK, assuming that laying blame for bad sports teams is any kind of reasonable activity at all, why do the authors blame the fans, who have no control over the matter short of a boycott? Surely the blame lies with the ownership, who are cynical enough to ice an inferior team year after year.

But while we're talking boycott, the biggest cash cow for MLSE must be the TV contract and attendant advertising bucks. Filling the rink is just a tithe of that. Fans should have a go at the advertisers and threaten their products. That would move mountains....
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foobros
Libbin a lie!
07:41 PM on 09/28/2011
I somewhat disagree. A fan boycott of merchandise and games (at the rink and on TV) would do it. It has worked everywhere else in the hockey and sports world. For some reason, Toronto fans refuse to do this. They're only hurting themselves, because they so desperately want to win a cup and they never will. Not to mention that they're the butt of jokes for real hockey fans.
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05:47 PM on 09/27/2011
Ouch . . . you guys are going to rile up Hogtown with this sort of stuff.
schrodster
veni vidi I'm outta here
07:00 PM on 09/27/2011
Hi Bud...Leaf fans are happy at this time of year.......they're tied for first
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Stroodle
@upcripplecreek
07:19 PM on 09/27/2011
You must read the same joke i did today. Be original at least.
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All Seeing Guy
Center of the storm
05:27 PM on 09/27/2011
I bathe in the tears of the center of the universe.
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Murman
I read the news today, oh boy.
10:26 PM on 09/27/2011
I lived in TO around the Gilmour/Clark days. It was an Honour to see a game in the Old MLGardens. I met Wendel Clark a few times, and he is a TOP NOTCH guy. I told him I was at the game when he came back from like Phoenix or whatever and he scored the first goal of the game and I said "I was at that game and I only SAW that goal and the roof just about came off the joint, but what was it like to SCORE it? And he just laughed...great guy....
But although I was not FROM T.O., I lived there, so I cheered for the Leaves (HA) and I used to get Jived when I wore my Leafs jersey...at the bars/restaurants...in..Toronto...and it really bothered me because I realised it was the 'Corp.' thing. And that's...another story....8']
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Murman
I read the news today, oh boy.
10:29 PM on 09/27/2011
Looks like I responded to your stab at reality in error. That could mean a lot of things, but F and F all the same....