If you're trying to impress your partner, maybe consider grabbing a guitar and finding a cow, and getting on said cow and singing Justin Bieber's "Baby" as loud as you can, no matter if it's not the best rendition ever.

Like this man in China does in the video below.

Just make sure not to include a dog incessantly barking in the background, and try and keep the cow still (the dog and cow might have been trying to silence the Biebs wannabe).

This is epic, watch for yourself (oh, and watch the outtakes at the end of video, where the man falls off the cow)...

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