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Canadian Sex Euphemisms Turn National Icons Dirty (TWITTER)

07/02/2013 10:18 EDT | Updated 07/03/2013 09:19 EDT

Oh Canada. You’re so dirty.

Patriotic tweeps have twisted seemingly innocent Canadianisms into Canadian sex euphemisms, causing the term to, umm, climax on Twitter.

There were the obvious Tim Hortons innuendos, as well as some unexpected references (a special hat tip to the Ogopogo-inspired contribution), and of course someone found a way to take a dig at Toronto.

Take a look at some of the most clever Canadian sex euphemisms below. (In polite Canadian fashion, they’re fairly SFW. But you’ll probably never look at a stubby bottle the same way again.)

The Best Canadian Sex Euphemisms