What kind of parties do they throw in rehab?
Lindsay Lohan, who turns 27 on July 2, is spending her birthday at Cliffside Malibu rehab center, where she's been completing a 90-day sentence for violating probation by lying to police officers at the scene of a car accident last summer. Oh, LiLo, when will you ever learn that lying to cops is a bad idea?
We hope that the former Adderall-user is taking the time to reflect not only on her past wrongs but on her questionable wardrobe choices she's been spotted wearing ever since her fall from Hollywood's grace. (We still can't get that ill-fitting satin gown she wore at the "Liz & Dick" premiere out of our nightmares.)
With only a month left on her sentence, we bet the "Mean Girls" star is already planning her fresh-out-of-rehab wardrobe which will most likely include shopping trips to Chanel and Louis Vuitton (all paid for by her generous sugar daddies and Charlie Sheen.)
So here's a plea to Lindsay Lohan's boyfriends: Do not buy her the following outfits for her birthday: