How would you like to wake up one day, and find that you’re actually a robot created in a lab a few years ago, and all your memories are fake?
Or how would you like to wake up one morning and discover that the defense program meant to protect you from harm has come alive, and destroyed the world?
These are just a few of the nasty side effects of doing business in the world of fiction. Evil corporations have made their mark on everything from TV shows about vampires, to superhero comic books, to shoot-’em-up video games.
And over the years, quite a pantheon of evil corporations has built up, ranging in badness from the vapidly greedy to the apocalyptically genocidal.
Here are just some of the evil corporations we’ve come to hate, and why we love to hate them:
Appeared in: 'The Simpsons' Globex only appeared in a single episode, but that was one memorable episode. The company owned by Hank Scorpio at first appears to be one of those "progressive" 1990s workplaces where the boss wears loafers and everyone is on "flexi-time," until it emerges the loafer-wearing boss is a James Bond-style supervillain hell-bent on destroying the world. All while offering his employees free back rubs over lunch.
Los Pollos Hermanos
Appeared in: 'Breaking Bad' (SPOILER ALERT) Los Pollos Hermanos was ostensibly a fried-chicken restaurant chain in the southwest U.S., but was in fact a cover for a multi-million-dollar drug distribution network. Operated by Gustavo Fring and owned by German conglomerate Madrigal Electromotive, the chain's image ended in ruins when Fring's underworld dealings were exposed.
Appeared in: 'Jurassic Park' InGen spared no expense building Jurassic Park, but the only profit from its enterprise was a lesson: Don't mess with nature. For unleashing a Tyrannosaurus rex on San Diego and other outrageous mishaps, InGen gets a place on our most evil corporations list.
Appeared in: 'Office Space' Not so much evil as bureaucratic, falsely friendly and infinitely annoying, Initech is going to need you to go ahead and come in to the office this weekend, and every weekend for the rest of your life. That is, until they hire some consultants to show you you're no longer needed. The scene in which the company burns down was cathartic for countless numbers of office workers.
Gekko & Co.
Appeared in: 'Wall Street' Gordon Gekko is best known for declaring "greed is good" in Oliver Stone's 'Wall Street,' and the fictional investor lived by his code. When he wasn't manipulating employees into illegally obtaining information for the purposes of insider trading, he was busy selling off viable companies for parts and causing mass layoffs. It all ended in a police sting operation and an eight-year prison sentence, but Gekko made enough of an impression to make the list.
Wolfram & Hart
Appeared in: 'Angel' To say that a law firm is "evil" isn't really saying much we didn't already know, but Wolfram & Hart is special: Its senior partners are three demons known as the Wolf, the Ram and the Heart. Its lawyers represented the worst of humanity and demonkind alike, but in the end Angel and his team were actually put in charge of the firm, with the show trying to answer the question: Can you actually change the establishment from the inside? Apparently not, since show concluded with Angel and friends avoiding being corrupted by standing their ground and sparking the apocalypse.
Appeared in: 'Spider-Man' franchise The company founded by Norman Osborn "typically deals with experimental science, military research and cross-species genetics," according to the Amazing Spider-Man Wiki. Among the company's transgressions: Building a giant space robot to kill Spider-Man; creating prosthetic limbs that turn you into a lizard; and inadvertently creating Electro, a human electrical capacitor.
Appeared in: 'Good Burger' Possibly the world's most evil fast food outlet, Mondo Burger poisons the competition's food and literally tries to seduce people into working for the company. When its nefarious schemes are uncovered, the company kidnaps the would-be whistleblowers and puts them in a mental hospital. Would you like a side of evil with your burger?
Charles Foster Kane's newspaper empire
Appeared in: 'Citizen Kane' At the height of his power, Charles Foster Kane controlled two newspaper syndicates and a radio network. The first newspaper he owned, the New York Inquirer, managed to start the Spanish-American War in 1898 with false, warmongering news reports. From then on, Kane leveraged his news empire for his personal and political benefit, until he finally died, alienated and alone, with the word "Rosebud" on his lips. "You provide the prose poems; I'll provide the war," goes Kane's infamous line from the movie. No comment here on well-known parallels between Kane's empire and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Randolph_Hearst" target="_blank">a certain real-world newspaper publisher</a>.
Appeared in: 'Resident Evil' Like sci-fi movies, video games are full of evil corporations, and among the most notable is Umbrella Corporation, a massive conglomerate from the 'Resident Evil' universe that, on the surface, makes happy little cosmetics and food products, but is in fact a thoroughly evil producer of weaponized viruses that turn people into zombies. They maintain their empire through the use of a heavily-equipped paramilitary group that pretty much looks like an independent army, with its fleet of attack helicopters, cargo ships and planes.
Buy n' Large
Appeared in: 'Wall-E' Buy n' Large is every anti-corporate consumer advocate's worst dream: A company that eventually buys out all other companies and effectively rules the world, eventually polluting the planet so badly that the entire population of earth is forced into living in spaceships... built and operated by Buy n' Large.
Omni Consumer Products
Appeared in: 'Robocop' franchise Like many other corporations in dystopian sci-fi flicks, OCP is a company that makes everything, including entire cities and robotic cops. The company privatizes the entire city of Detroit, renaming it "Delta City" and ruling it with an indiscriminate iron fist. Given Detroit's recent bankruptcy, that part doesn't even seem far-fetched at the moment.
Appeared in: 'Austin Powers' franchise Virtucon CEO Number Two had just built the company into a legitimate multi-billion-dollar corporation when its founder, Dr. Evil, was revived from cryogenic freezing and retook the company as part of his plan for world domination (or whatever it was). Its annual sales are estimated at... one million dollars!
The Tyrell Corporation
Appeared in: 'Blade Runner' Tyrell Corp. could be said to be more controversial than downright evil, but it crossed a major moral line when it started producing cyborgs ("replicants") identical to humans who don't know they're machines. "More human than a human" is Tyrell's motto.
Appeared in: 'Superman' Lexcorp is Lex Luthor's giant holding company, which he uses to carry out his nefarious, often real estate-related schemes. According to Wikipedia, Lexcorp "has become one of the world's largest, most diversified multinational corporations. Under the astute -- some would say, ruthless -- management of its founder, Lex Luthor, LexCorp grew and prospered, absorbing scores of smaller businesses."
Appeared in: <em>The Crying of Lot 49</em>, 'Buckaroo Banzai,' 'Star Trek' Yoyodyne, an aerospace defense giant, is remarkable for how many different works of fiction it has appeared in. The company first appears in Thomas Pynchon's 1960s novels <em>V.</em> and <em>The Crying of Lot 49</em>, before making an appearance in 1984's 'Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai,' where it was a front for an alien invasion of Earth. Some Trekkies swear the company built Starfleet's ships in the 'Star Trek' franchise, and the company is even a client of the previously mentioned law firm Wolfram & Hart on the TV series Angel.
Appeared in: 'Alien' franchise Known as Weiland in the original 'Alien' and Weiland-Yutani thereafter, this company keeps sacrificing employees in order to bring the alien to Earth. It's never been entirely clear how an uncontrollable, remorseless killing machine can be turned into a marketable military weapon, but as long as they keep making 'Alien' movies, Weiland-Yutani is sure to keep trying. <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2007/12/10/largest-fictional-companies-oped-books-fict1507-cx_mn_de_1211company_slide_11.html" target="_blank">Forbes estimates</a> Weiland-Yutani's annual revenue at $59.4 billion. (They run an intergalactic shipping company, after all.)
Appeared in: 'Futurama' Mom's Friendly Robot Company has a monopoly on the robot industry in the 30th century, and the sole shareholder is Mom. Though her public image is warm and friendly, underneath she's a mean old bat with a unique way of using profanities ("Stuff a bastard in it, you crap!"). Her evil culminated with a plot in which she attempted to use the robots she built to take over planet Earth.
Appeared in: 'Soylent Green' (SPOILER ALERT) Soylent Corp. at first appeared to have solved the 21st century's massive overcrowding and food shortage problems with a new food product called Soylent Green, a green wafer billed as containing "high-energy plankton." But then it turns out Soylent Green is, you know, made of people.
Springfield Nuclear Power
Appeared in: 'The Simpsons' What can be said about a nuclear power plant that has Homer Simpson as its chief safety inspector? C. Montgomery Burns' operation has suffered countless meltdowns and near-meltdowns, and its waste disposal methods have left three-eyed fish in Springfield's waterways. The company's evil peaked in 1995, when Burns used a massive metal dish to block out the sun over Springfield, forcing everyone to consume more of the nuke plant's power. For his efforts, Burns got a bullet to the chest.
Scrooge & Marley
Appeared in: 'A Christmas Carol' Scrooge & Marley, a loan-shark operation in 19th-century London, was infamous for its policy of forcing employees to work on Christmas Day, so that the company wouldn't fall behind on its mortgage foreclosures. Seven years after partner Jacob Marley's death, owner Ebenezer Scrooge experienced a Christmas Eve revelation, convincing him to turn the company into a charitable organization. It went bankrupt shortly thereafter.
Appeared in: 'The Terminator' franchise Cyberdyne Systems built Skynet, the defense computer program that came to life and destroyed the human race, paving the way for the rise of the machines -- machines that were themselves designed by Cyberdyne, such as the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 cyborg pictured here.
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