This is one of those moments that sort of just speaks for itself.

Margaret, ahem, Atwood was impressed.

The bush in a Windsor, On., sculpture garden has been "fixed." Though, the results leave something to be desired.

Penis shrub. That is all.

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  • African Elephant

    The penis of the African elephant is not just the largest of any land animal -- it's also prehensile. Here's an elephant displaying his gigantic appendage at the Kruger National Park in South Africa.

  • Blue Whale

    The blue whale has the largest penis of any living organism at an average length of 8 to 10 feet. Here's the preserved, dried tip of a blue whale penis on display at the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavík, Iceland.

  • Echidna

    Echidnas are not only extraordinary for being among the last surviving monotremes (a branch of mammals that lay eggs), but also for having weird, four-headed penises. Here's the penis of a Tasmanian echidna.

  • Duck

    Here's the crazy corkscrew-shaped penis of <em>Cairina moschata</em>, also known as the Aylesbury duck, which is a breed of domesticated duck.

  • Humpback Whale

    The penis of a humpback whale is normally concealed within the animal's genital slit until it is extruded. This video shows the penis of a humpback whale near Ha'apai in the Kingdom of Tonga.

  • Southern Right Whale

    The ginormous testicles of right whales actually rival those of blue whales, and are among the largest of any animal. This video shows a rare Southern Right Whale mating group.

  • Alligator

    Alligators sport permanently erect penises, according to recent research. Here is video of a dissected alligator's penis that snaps into mating position when the pelvic nerve is tugged.

  • Hyena

    Young female hyenas produce hormones that cause the clitoris to swell, resulting in a large "psuedo-penis." Skip to 1:23 in the video for a better look.

  • Barnacle

    Relative to body size, barnacles have the longest penis of any animals. Here, a video shows the penis in action.

  • Tapir

    The tapir also has one of the highest penis-to-body size ratios. Here's a video to see the tapir penis for yourself.

  • Cat

    Mating is painful for female cats. It's not the biting that hurts -- it's the male's penis, which has over 100 tiny barbs. Here is video of how a cat's barbed penis works.

  • Crested Gecko

    The equivalent of a penis in snakes and lizards is the hemipenis, which is kept inverted within the body until needed. Here's the hemipenis of a crested gecko (<em>Rhacodactylus ciliatus</em>), which hails from southern New Caledonia, an archipelago in the Pacific Ocean.

  • Spider

    The penis of an orb-web spider detaches after sex. Here's a view of the detachable penis (left); a male without one is on the right.

  • Bruchid Beetle

    With all those violent-looking spikes, the penis of <em>Callosobruchus maculatus</em>, or Bruchid beetle, is pretty scary. Here's a close-up look.

  • Llanos Mosquitofish

    The penis of the freshwater <em>Gambusia quadruncus</em>, also known as a Llanos Mosquitofish, has four hooks with which to grab females. Here's a magnified view of the genitalia.