Inevitable Rob Ford Porn Parody Is As Bad As You Might Think (VIDEO)

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Wood Rocket has produced a Rob Ford porn parody. (Wood Rocket)
Wood Rocket has produced a Rob Ford porn parody. (Wood Rocket)

The inevitable Rob Ford porn parody has finally arrived and, believe it or not, the story actually gets worse from there.

The website Wood Rocket has produced a sexually explicit video featuring two actors playing the infamous Toronto mayor (one for the bad jokes and one for the sex). In the clip, Ford makes Trailer Park Boys wisecracks, gets drunk, smokes crack and has sex with a prostitute (very NSFW link here).

More frightening, however, is a report from TMZ that porn studio Vivid Entertainment is making the real Ford an offer to appear in a sex tape. One of Vivid's actresses, Brandy Aniston, reportedly thinks Ford is "kinda cute."

So much wrong there.

While it seems increasingly likely that Ford will need a new job soon, it's difficult (and frightening) to imagine the mayor actually accepting the offer. Earlier this year, Ford chastised city employees caught watching porn at work.

"Like, do that on your private time, but not during working hours," he said.

You know, at home, where there's more than enough to...

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