Some people just don't want to feel sexy on Valentine's Day, and to those people we say: We totally understand.

Lingerie can be super uncomfortable, melting chocolate on your body can be flat-out dangerous and roses have thorns. So, rather than be miserable come Feb. 14, 2014, we're here to help you celebrate the most romantic day of the year by finding cute Valentine's Day gift ideas for your boyfriend and girlfriend. (If you have both, more power to you.)

Carry on!

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  • Heart Tie

    For the guy who likes to wear his heart on his neck. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/175187535/glittery-pink-red-hearts-valentines-new?ref=br_feed_4&br_feed_tlp=men" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Darth Vader Heart Tee

    For the guy who is proud of his inner nerd. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/173251429/mens-darth-vader-silk-screened?ref=sr_gallery_24&ga_search_query=valentines+day+men&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>,

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    For the woman who likes to look cute while she sleeps. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/162036688/black-cat-sleeping-mask-cat-shape-sleep?ref=sr_gallery_29&ga_search_query=valentines+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_page=7&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Heart Mitts, Toque And Scarf

    For the woman who likes to share the love. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/168037528/special-price-valentines-day-scarf?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=valentines+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Red Scarf

    For the woman who likes to wear a pop of colour when she bundles up. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/160996678/red-plaid-scarf-shawl-check-cowl-scarf?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=valentines+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Lip Plumper

    For the woman (and her significant other) who loves keeping her lips soft. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/174963186/valentines-day-gift-pack-3-all-natural?ref=sr_gallery_2&sref=sr_9d213704c741c9f811300f0896cad03539baf5e45bc94ad229725199ab424e33_1389379118_14659603_valentine_day&ga_search_query=valentines+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Heart Cufflinks

    For the guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, literally. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/174284628/wood-heart-cufflinks-wedding-mens?ref=sr_gallery_37&ga_search_query=heart+cufflinks&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Iron Man Key Chain

    For the guy who doesn't like anything heart-themed for Valentine's Day (but at least it's red!). Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/169496957/hand-made-iron-man-keyring-new-avengers?ref=br_feed_56&br_feed_tlp=men" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Boxers

    For the guy who always has a "heart" on for his gal. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/173427646/i-have-a-heart-on-mens-white?ref=sr_gallery_12&ga_search_query=men's+heart+boxers&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Toiletry Bag

    For the guy who doesn't like the colour red but appreciates a gift, nonetheless. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/169368280/personalized-leather-mustache-shaving?ref=br_feed_15&br_feed_tlp=men" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Heart Signet

    For the guy who likes to take things way too literally. Get it <a href="http://shop.oldhollywoodmoxie.com/collections/best-sellers-for-the-fellas/products/heart-signet" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Vintage Chucks

    For the guy who won't wear any other kind of shoe, so it may as well be red. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/174763227/mens-vintage-red-converse-all-star?ref=br_feed_25&br_feed_tlp=men" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Vintage Velvet Skirt

    For the woman who loves to think she lives in the world of "Mad Men." Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/170636225/red-velvet-skirt-1960s" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Heart-Shaped Sunglasses

    For the woman who loves to have fun with fashion. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/170973893/1990s-red-heart-sunglassesretro-colorful" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Pug Love Tote Bag

    For the woman who has a thing for cute dogs and wants the world to know it. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/174376835/pug-love-embroidery-shoulder-tote-bag?ref=sr_gallery_28&ga_search_query=pug+tote&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_spelling_corrected=pug+totw&ga_search_type=all" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Heart Bralette

    For the woman who definitely does not want lingerie for Valentine's Day. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/173957891/red-heart-cashmere-bralette-cashmere?ref=hp_trending" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Vintage Suitcase

    For the guy who likes to look stylish when he travels. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/169229173/vintage-american-tourister-small-red?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=red+suitcase&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Pillow

    For the woman who wants to live as if she's in Paris. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/123493863/bisou-fuchsia-pillow-kiss-valentines-day?ref=sr_gallery_38&ga_search_query=valentines+day+decor&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • I Heart My Crazy Girlfriend Tee

    For the guy who obviously loves his GF, crazy or not. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/160987500/i-love-my-crazy-girlfriend-t-shirt?ref=sr_gallery_1&sref=sr_8382c64e197c4372ebfaacc9fb34843f44510b0ad53d590f90a60536d67a3319_1389377744_14765587_girlfriend&ga_search_query=i+love+my+girlfriend+shirt&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Bird And Leaf Necklace

    For the woman who has enough heart and love necklaces. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/123038671/bird-and-leaf-necklace-lariat?ref=br_feed_1&br_feed_tlp=jewelry" target="_blank">here</a>.

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  • Tee

    For the guy who wants to world to know how much he's in love with his other half. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/121325556/this-guy-loves-his-wife-t-shirt-tshirt?ref=sr_gallery_31&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Matching Rings

    For the guy who isn't that into hearts. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/174589970/unique-valentines-day-gift-for-couples?ref=sr_gallery_43&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • True Love Tee

    For the guy who likes to wear his heart on his chest. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81555302/valentaines-day-true-love-t-shirt?ref=sr_gallery_2&sref=sr_ba7c49dd8762f902741464433409f33a5e4e93355fd519b6da0a6980d8497b41_1389121793_14267637_for_him&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Initial Necklace

    For the guy who likes to be reminded of you. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/172964851/two-initial-necklace-initial-disc?ref=sr_gallery_1&sref=sr_255e50656ff2888310346c6e84ad8a010b599805636eb7069a7a98726569dc64_1389121340_14561448_valentine_day&ga_search_query=valentines+day&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Personalized Cuff

    Engrave your and your guy's birth locations on this cool cuff. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/98038943/valentines-day-gift-for-him-personalized?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Personalized Tee

    For the guy who loves to display his affections. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/171384648/this-guy-loves-his-girlfriend-t-shirt?ref=sr_gallery_4&sref=sr_b453e5a9b3d96ff5ca549a23ab16437cd01289a170d13f36e7e6bed67625bb3e_1389121602_14531709_valentine_day&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Puzzle Piece Keychain

    For the sentimental guy. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/67229933/puzzle-piece-keychain-personalized?ref=sr_gallery_2&sref=sr_1f3884a95dc3988ac96376030f626112a6fb6048a6cc2aeca2d9fb6b70a5d249_1389121602_14120764_valentine_day&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Babydoll Lingerie

    Ok, so technically it's the lady who wears this, but the guy can appreciate his beautiful woman in it, so really, it's a gift for him. Get it <a href="http://www.lavieenrose.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Category8_10052_10001_-1_5001001189_5001001185_5001001198_Shop+by+style_LINGERIE_image_0_Babydoll_12_" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Cupid's Arrow Bow Tie

    This cute accessory can work for men and babies! Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/171697552/men-boys-toddler-red-heart-arrows?ref=sr_gallery_10&ga_search_query=heart+tie+for+men&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Anatomical Heart Tie

    For the guy who takes things literally. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/120391686/red-anatomical-heart-narrow-tie-heart?ref=sr_gallery_2&sref=sr_2ce3cf9390f891b14619b709bb083239b52c343f230d08431dcd39f1a975b94b_1389123384_14087711_man&ga_search_query=heart+tie+for+men&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Moustache Coin Purse

    If the guy has his own moustache, even better! Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/174096310/coin-purse-metal-frame-purse-kisslock?ref=sr_gallery_21&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Personalized Matching Necklace And Ring

    The perfect his-and-hers gift. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/119874570/sale-valentines-gift-for-him-her-gift?ref=sr_gallery_3&sref=sr_4a585ededf761c106d18dd485f4a4c9869079b4799cc7f519a95e44acd68d493_1389123054_14120764_valentine_day&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Monogrammed Wool Scarf

    Because it's still cold on Valentine's Day and your man needs to bundle up! Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/156553512/monogrammed-gifts-unisex-wool-scarf?ref=sr_gallery_31&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Heart Cufflinks

    These handmade cross-stitched cufflinks are an adorable and thoughtful gift. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/172641856/cross-stitch-heart-cufflinks-valentine?ref=sr_gallery_33&ga_search_query=valentines+day+gifts+for+him&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

  • Boxers

    For the guy who likes a good laugh. Get it <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/173427646/i-have-a-heart-on-mens-white?ref=sr_gallery_37&ga_search_query=heart+boxers&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade" target="_blank">here</a>.

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  • Domestic Gadgets

    We’ve all heard a story about how so-and-so’s father made the mistake of giving Mom a toaster/blender/vacuum. Yet, it still happens. Giving your partner anything that suggests that their place is in the kitchen is a sure way to discover that your place is sleeping on the couch. If it’s commonly listed on a wedding gift registry, it’s not a good Valentine’s gift.

  • Trashy Lingerie

    This is a gift for the giver more than the receiver. You know it, your girlfriend knows it, and the sales clerk at Victoria’s Secret knows it. And please avoid the edible undies. A pair of granny panties and a box of Fruit Roll-Ups ultimately have the same function, and would go much further to show you care about her comfort. (Note: Do not buy your girlfriend granny panties and Fruit Roll-Ups.)

  • A Dog (Or Cat, Or Rabbit, Or Chinchilla…)

    Her YouTube history is full of ah-dorable puppy videos that elicit frequent squeals of “aww, I want one!”, but that isn’t a cue for you to spring a spaniel on her. Long-term pet ownership is a major decision that you can’t make for her. Unless you’ve seriously talked about this as a couple, you shouldn’t be cutting breathing holes in a cardboard box anytime soon.

  • Gift Card

    These are designed to be an afterthought, so much so that stores keep them at the check-out counter so you’ll buy them on the way out. To put it another way: if you resort to this as a Valentine’s Day gift, you’ve pretty much checked out of the relationship.

  • Cheap Bath Products

    No-name bath sets are for office Secret Santa desperation, not the love of your life. If she’s a fan of a particular brand or store, then a mini-haul of her favourites will be a hit. But the bar of purple soap in her shower isn’t a directive for you to buy “lavender stuff.” Rule of thumb: if it comes in a cellophane-wrapped basket and contains a free loofah, it’s a cop-out.

  • Random Tools

    Your partner may love tools as much as he loves you, but not just any hardware store purchase will please him. Yes, that name-brand mitre box is on sale, and you’re pretty sure he doesn’t have one. Thing is, he already has a mitre saw. So you’ve just purchased something that will only ever come in handy if he has to urgently install crown moulding during a power outage

  • Stuffed Animal

    Ever go to a carnival and see the guys carrying around the giant Rastafarian bananas they won for their girlfriends? And notice how as the evening goes on, those same guys look like they resent the stupid things more and more? You’re begging for a long, drawn-out version of that. Sure, the teddy bear is cute at first. But on Feb. 15, the red lace heart it’s holding is already out of date. And then you start wondering how long you have to keep it displayed on your dresser to prevent hurt feelings. Answer: forever.

  • Book Of Homemade Coupons

    This may have worked for Mother’s Day after you blew your whole allowance on Garbage Pail Kids cards, but no matter what your financial situation, you’ll have to do better than this. A stapled booklet of promises to give her a back rub, run her a bubble bath, or – even worse – do household chores is both cheap and easy. If you can’t invest the cash, at least invest some time and effort.

  • Exercise Equipment

    “Happy Valentine’s Day. Now get off the couch, tubby!” That’s the message you’re sending with an exercise bike or a gym membership. If they want to shape up, they’ll do it when they’re ready, and you can show your support by joining them or just encouraging them. In the meantime, leave their love handles alone.

  • Gag Gifts

    You’re not like some of those sappy, lovey-dovey, annoying couples, and you agree that Valentine’s Day is a pretty dumb idea. But if you’re ever going to express your love sincerely, this is the day. If one of you buys the hilarious novelty condoms and the other buys a thoughtful, elaborate gift? Think long and hard about how the night will end. (Spoiler alert: you won’t need the condoms.)

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  • Blanket

    <b>What it is</b>: LoveBumper H20-OHH Blanket <b>Why you'll want it</b>: A blanket doesn't sound like the sexiest of gifts, but this one — meant specifically to make sex in, let's say, more original spots like the kitchen more comfortable — has the best of both worlds. It looks innocent, but can lead to lots of naughty fun. <b><a href="http://www.comeasyouare.com/shop/product/LoveBumper-H20-OHH-Blanket/">Find it here</a>.</b>

  • Racy Valentine

    <b>What it is</b>: Victoria’s Secret Bombshell push-up bra, matching 'cheekini' panty and waist cincher <b>Why you'll want it</b>: There's no question this is one sexy get-up — without going all the way into costume territory. For women who love lingerie, this will be a fun outfit for a special occasion. <b><a href="http://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/very-sexy-valentine-collection/tulle-garter-belt-bombshell?ProductID=95410&CatalogueType=OLS">Find it here</a>.</b>

  • Musical Accompaniment

    <b>What it is</b>: VibroPod Digital Music Stimulator Vibe <b>Why you'll want it</b>: This toy is meant more for one person than two, so can work perfectly for long distance relationships. It hooks up to an iPod to vibrate in rhythm with songs, so we're imagining a complete package of playlist and Vibe, delivered just in time for February 14. <b><a href="http://www.pinkcherry.ca/vibropod-digital-music-stimulator">Find it here</a>.</b>

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