Acting as if the whole world wasn't watching, Judge Joseph P. Farina of Miami-Dade County, Florida said, "alright, the first case this afternoon is Justin Bieber."

"Mr. Bieber, you are charged with the following, DUI alcohol or drugs, resisting without violence and driving with an expired driver's license."

Bieber, wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and looking as sullen as he usually looks -- certainly a lot more than in his smiley mugshot -- appeared via closed-circuit TV from the sheriff's office.

Bond was set at $2,500. A couple days earlier, Bieber reportedly spent $75,000 (yes, thousand) at a Miami strip club.

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