34 Signs You Grew Up In Richmond, B.C.

Ditches. Danny's Screamers. The Stardust.

Do these things ring a bell? Then you, dear reader, are from Richmond, B.C. The suburb may not be as remarkable as Vancouver to the north — except to those who call it home.

This list is for you: 34 Signs You Grew Up In Richmond

Birthday parties at McDonald's on No. 3 Road.

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Why did the playground smell like pee?
Instead of regular Slurpees, you had Danny's Screamers.

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You took driving lessons from the hilarious Bill of Trinity Driving School.

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And he always had a Big Gulp with him.
Roosters woke you up on No. 5 Road because IT WAS ALL FARM LAND.

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You can jump under a desk at lightning speed thanks to years of "The Big One" earthquake drills.

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It's coming.
You bought a bike from the Steveston bike shop (back when it was in that tiny old church).

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And proceeded to take that bike and rip it up on the Garry Point sand dunes.
There was a time when the Richmond Colts were the undisputed AAA basketball champions.

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You remember the first Chinese mall.

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Aberdeen was so shiny and new.
You would play around on this thing.

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Though you still have no clue what it's supposed to be.
You would go to Taco Luis because you loved the owner just as much as the food.

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You skated like a boss at the Stardust roller rink.

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You didn't drink hot tea — you drank this.

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You watched movies at Richmond Centre 6.

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No summer was complete without a trip (or eight) to Pajo's.

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And no meal was complete without a trip to Timothy's.

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You practiced for track and field events by jumping ditches.

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You played pool amid clouds of second-hand smoke at Koby's Billiards in Steveston.

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Late nights at No. 9. That is all.

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On Canada Day you went to the Salmon Festival.

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Target was Eaton's.

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And Zellers was Eaton's.
The first Friday of every month was spent at Club Buck.

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And you still go there sometimes. You can admit it.
You know better than to drive down No. 3 Road.

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So. Many. Red. Lights.
And you remember when you COULD drive down No. 3 because there weren’t so many red lights.

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When people complained there were no IHOPs in Canada, you were like, 'False. There's one in Richmond.'

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And it's where you ate all of your teenage hangover breakfasts...

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...Unless you were at Cimona instead.

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Those hash browns!
You went frog catching in the ditches.

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I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine!
You know about the famous rivalry between Sockeye City and Shady Island.

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You remember when Coast Capital Savings was Richmond Savings.

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The Heineken House during the 2010 Winter Olympics was just about the best thing to happen to the city, ever.

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Most fun you've ever had in Minoru Arena, amirite?
Your house probably had an attic.

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But it definitely did NOT have a basement.

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We're below sea level, yo.
Richmond Centre was Richmond Square.

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You lovingly call it Ditchmond.

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But when someone else says it, you're like:

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Because ultimately, this weird little Vancouver suburb is yours, and it's home.

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