Ditches. Danny's Screamers. The Stardust.

Do these things ring a bell? Then you, dear reader, are from Richmond, B.C. The suburb may not be as remarkable as Vancouver to the north — except to those who call it home.

This list is for you: 34 Signs You Grew Up In Richmond

  • Birthday parties at McDonald's on No. 3 Road.
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    Why did the playground smell like pee?
  • Instead of regular Slurpees, you had Danny's Screamers.
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  • You took driving lessons from the hilarious Bill of Trinity Driving School.
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    And he always had a Big Gulp with him.
  • Roosters woke you up on No. 5 Road because IT WAS ALL FARM LAND.
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  • You can jump under a desk at lightning speed thanks to years of "The Big One" earthquake drills.
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    It's coming.
  • You bought a bike from the Steveston bike shop (back when it was in that tiny old church).
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    And proceeded to take that bike and rip it up on the Garry Point sand dunes.
  • There was a time when the Richmond Colts were the undisputed AAA basketball champions.
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  • You remember the first Chinese mall.
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    Aberdeen was so shiny and new.
  • You would play around on this thing.
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    Though you still have no clue what it's supposed to be.
  • You would go to Taco Luis because you loved the owner just as much as the food.
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  • You skated like a boss at the Stardust roller rink.
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  • You didn't drink hot tea — you drank this.
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    BBT FTW
  • You watched movies at Richmond Centre 6.
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  • No summer was complete without a trip (or eight) to Pajo's.
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  • And no meal was complete without a trip to Timothy's.
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  • You practiced for track and field events by jumping ditches.
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  • You played pool amid clouds of second-hand smoke at Koby's Billiards in Steveston.
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  • Late nights at No. 9. That is all.
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  • On Canada Day you went to the Salmon Festival.
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  • Target was Eaton's.
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    And Zellers was Eaton's.
  • The first Friday of every month was spent at Club Buck.
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    And you still go there sometimes. You can admit it.
  • You know better than to drive down No. 3 Road.
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    So. Many. Red. Lights.
  • And you remember when you COULD drive down No. 3 because there weren’t so many red lights.
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  • When people complained there were no IHOPs in Canada, you were like, 'False. There's one in Richmond.'
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  • And it's where you ate all of your teenage hangover breakfasts...
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  • ...Unless you were at Cimona instead.
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    Those hash browns!
  • You went frog catching in the ditches.
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    I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine!
  • You know about the famous rivalry between Sockeye City and Shady Island.
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  • You remember when Coast Capital Savings was Richmond Savings.
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  • The Heineken House during the 2010 Winter Olympics was just about the best thing to happen to the city, ever.
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    Most fun you've ever had in Minoru Arena, amirite?
  • Your house probably had an attic.
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  • But it definitely did NOT have a basement.
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    We're below sea level, yo.
  • Richmond Centre was Richmond Square.
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  • You lovingly call it Ditchmond.
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  • But when someone else says it, you're like:
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  • Because ultimately, this weird little Vancouver suburb is yours, and it's home.
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  • Expo Ernie was a rock star.

    <em>Photo: <a href="http://morningaftershow.wordpress.com/tag/expo-ernie/" target="_blank">Jeremy Baker</a></em>

  • You tried to phone into Switchback on Sunday mornings.

  • You went to see 21 Jump Street being filmed...

    ... and would have died if you caught a glimpse of Johnny Depp. <em>Credit: Fanpop</em>

  • You thought Penhall was cuter than Hanson.

    <em>Credit: Fanpop</em>

  • The whole city stood still for this:

    Photo: <a href="http://vancouverrising.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Vancouver Rising</a>

  • Birthday parties at the Burnaby Chuck E. Cheese were great...

    ... even though you dropped $5 at skee ball and all you won was a lousy rubber snake. <em>Credit: The Atlantic</em>

  • OK, birthday parties at the McDonald's caboose were also awesome.

    <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29768538@N02/4536769917/" target="_blank">Mile 105</a>

  • You know who Finna, Bjossa and Hyak are.

    Photo: <a href="http://www.orcahome.de/bjossa.htm" target="_blank">Gary Kahrmann and Kimmy Vengeance</a>

  • You spent Boxing Day at A&B Sound...

    ... and nearly got into a fight with someone over the last Sony Walkman priced at $29.99.

  • You think "The Steamer" is a perfectly acceptable and not at all hilarious nickname for someone.

    Credit: Vancouver Canucks

  • You went to Playland to visit with Garfield.

  • There was no Science World. Just the Arts, Sciences and Technology Centre in a Granville Street basement

  • This was pure elation.

  • The only radio station worth listening to was LG73.

    Photo: <a href="http://www.lg73.djspecs.com/main.htm" target="_blank">The Ultimate LG73 Tribute</a>

  • The Bow Mac sign indicated where cars were sold, not toys.

    Photo: <a href="http://www.thevisiblecity.ca/eng/enseignes-signs/bow_mac_toys_r_us" target="_blank">Museum of Vancouver</a>

  • You actually went to the Expo that the Expo Line is named after.

    Credit: <a href="http://vancouverrising.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Vancouver Rising</a>

  • You used paper bus transfers.

    Photo: <a href="http://buzzer.translink.ca/2009/07/friday-fun-trivia-name-this-tickets-year-part-ii/#ticketsII" target="_blank">The Buzzer Blog</a>

  • You knew Bryan Adams...

    Well, you knew an older brother who had a friend who knew a guy who had a cousin who went to school with Bryan Adams.

  • You know why Canucks' fans wave white towels.

    Credit: Vancouver Canucks

  • You visited polar bears at the Stanley Park Zoo.

    Credit: <a href="http://vancouverrising.tumblr.com/post/60102853381/tuk-stanley-park-zoo-1970" target="_blank">Vancouver Rising</a>

  • SeaBuses were orange.

    Photo: <a href="http://s141.photobucket.com/user/SMN-8711/media/Bygone-Days/Orange-Seabus.jpg.html" target="_blank">Sean Nelson</a>

  • This was the most magical place on earth.

    Credit: <a href="http://bobbea.com/expo-86/purple.html" target="_blank">Bobbea Studios</a>

  • You spent a lot of time lining up to do this, over and over again.

    Credit: <a href="http://vancouverrising.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Vancouver Rising</a>

  • You showed off stamps in your Expo '86 passport.

    Photo: <a href="http://vancouverisawesome.com/2011/05/06/vancouver-was-awesome-expo-86-and-false-creek/#more-81796" target="_blank">Rhiannon Coppin/Van City Buzz</a>

  • You stood outside Woodward's to see the Christmas windows.

    Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/miss604/6436917085/" target="_blank">miss604/Flickr</a>

  • With a bursting heart, you watched Rick Hansen come home.

  • You know Sook-Yin Lee from alt-rock band Bob's Your Uncle

  • You got dragged to $1.49 days at Woodwards

    Photo: Museum of Vancouver

  • The main public library was for studying, not buying lingerie.

    It also smelled funny. Photo: Vancouver Heritage Foundation

  • The best road trip was to Bedrock City in Chilliwack

    Photo: <a href="http://www.cardcow.com/viewall/35925/" target="_blank">CardCow.com</a>

  • Superdogs at the PNE were actually super

  • You cheered for the Vancouver 86ers

    Photo: <a href="http://krammerhead.tripod.com/id11.html" target="_blank">Swangard South</a>

  • Cactus Club was a fancy night out.

    Photo: Cactus Club

  • Identifying parts of Vancouver in "MacGyver" was a fun game

  • Credit: <a href="http://vancouverrising.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Vancouver Rising</a>