Late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel may have come up with the hilarious segment, "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets," but professors at Simon Fraser University have shown they can deadpan like Hollywood stars.
"Professors Read Mean Reviews About Themselves" features the lecturers well, reading mean reviews out loud. The video was produced by The Peak, the campus newspaper for the B.C. university.
History Prof. Alec Dawson's performance, in particular, kept us on the edge of your seat.
Who knew academics were so hilarious?
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Max Reinhart, a 65-year-old professor of Germanic and Slavic studies at the University of Georgia, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/max-reinhart-prostitution-charge_n_1582120.html" target="_hplink">was arrested and charged</a> with prostituting himself for $60 and for allegedly running a prostitution house. Reinhart allegedly posed as a woman named "Sasha" in the transexual escort services section of Backpage.com, a well-known classifieds website targeted by activists and law enforcement alike for its featured advertisements.
Firefighters <a href="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Child-Porn-House-Fire-Ocean-County-137641883.html" target="_hplink">discovered child pornography</a> while putting out a fire at the waterfront home of 76-year-old Gamal El-Zoghby in New Jersey in January 2012. The <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/19/fire-at-nj-professors-home-yields-cache-child-pornography/" target="_hplink">AP reported</a> that the firefighters were checking for hidden pockets of flame behind the walls by pulling down panels of sheet rock when a single magazine from the 1970s with pornographic images of pre-pubescent girls fell from behind one of the panels. The firefighters <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/23/gamal-el-zoghby-pratt-arc_n_1223593.html" target="_hplink">also found </a>60 to 70 vintage Playboy and Hustler magazines.
On the Friday after Thanksgiving, Stanford Professor Bill Burnett and his wife Cynthia <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/08/dad-arrested-underage-drinking_n_1137185.html" target="_hplink">hosted a party for their son and his friends</a> -- 16 and 17-year-olds -- to celebrate a football win. They bought chips and soda, but were clear about one rule: no alcohol allowed. Cops arrived, responding to a noise complaint and allegations that there was underaged drinking. Though the Burnetts insisted that there was no drinking, the police found alcohol that, they say, the teens snuck in. Burnett was arrested and charged with 44 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor -- one for each teen at the party. Because of social host laws, parents are liable when underage kids drink on their property -- even if they're unaware that it's happening.
J. Wesley Boyd
J. Wesley Boyd, a psychiatrist who teaches at Harvard Medical School, and his wife, Theonia, a pathologist who also teaches at the medical school, were <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/06/harvard_doctor.html" target="_hplink"> arrested at a party after </a>police alleged that underage drinking was happening. Boyd said he and his wife had told the students that there would be no drugs or alcohol allowed at the party. He also said he and his wife and another couple had monitored the party without seeing any alcohol. But several of the students admitted that they had been hiding the drinking from him.
In March, Wheaton College professor Donald Ratcliff <a href="http://www.christianpost.com/news/wheaton-college-professor-arrested-child-porn-handguns-found-70827/" target="_hplink">was arrested for allegedly </a>possessing child pornography and two unlicensed handguns. Ratcliff <a href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/03/01/wheaton-college-professor-faces-child-porn-charges/" target="_hplink">was charged with</a> two counts of Aggravated Child Pornography and was placed on administrative leave. He taught Christian education and child spirituality.
Mey Akashah, an instructor at the Harvard School of Public Health, pleaded guilty in Bermuda court on counts that she allegedly attempted to transport six grams of marijuana into the British territory by concealing it in her underwear. Drug-sniffing dogs alerted customs officials in the Bermuda airport that Akashah was carrying marijuana, <a href="http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2012/5/1/marijuana-harvard-instructor-bermuda/" target="_hplink">the Harvard <em>Crimson </em>reported</a>. Akashah said her doctor in California prescribed the cannabis for medical purposes following an operation.
F. Chris Garcia & David Flory
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Princeton University professor Cornell West was a big supporter of Occupy Wall Street and traveled to a few of the movement's camps. West was arrested in an act of civil disobedience with 18 others on the <a href="http://rt.com/usa/news/professor-cornel-west-people-037/" target="_hplink">steps of the U.S. Supreme Court </a>building in a demonstration against the <em>Citizens United</em> decision.
California State University economics professor Kenneth Ng openly admitted to being the scribe behind BigBabyKenny.com, a site that guides tourists through Thailand's sex trade. Ng <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/22/kenneth-ng-cal-state-prof_n_547516.html" target="_hplink">defended his blogging</a> on the site as "free speech."