'Canadian Sniper' Combines Drama, Suspense, Moose, Tim Hortons

02/22/2015 02:23 EST | Updated 02/22/2015 02:59 EST

"American Sniper" is up for Best Picture at the 87th Academy Awards Sunday night. But if Canadians could vote for Oscar winners, "Canadian Sniper," would clean house -- and then we'd apologize for it.

The dialogue oozes more Canadiana than a beer-guzzling, health-care-enjoying, BlackBerry-elitist moose tweeting about the weather, and this parody of Clint Eastwood's film demonstrates this country's most lovable trait: making fun of ourselves.

Here are some teaser lines to get your patriotic senses tingling:

"I'm going out to save Canada from those gosh-darn moose."

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"What if they come to Ottawa... or Tim Hortons?"

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Behold this video. Behold it so hard.

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