You should have gone for the churros, Michael Bublé.
The Canadian singer whipped up a storm of controversy when he was caught eating a corn on the cob at Disneyland in California this week.
He chose an unusual vertical technique, much like one would use with a banana.
Somehow, the smooth crooner's very unsmooth method got the Internet into a tizzy.
Fitting day to deactivate FB account when the top trending news item is a photo of Michael Buble eating corn on the cob from the end. #IDGAF— Lindsay Grattan (@lindsaygrattan) April 16, 2016
According to a series of photos, Bublé took a few (vertical) bites and then dumped the corn in the garbage.
The singer, who grew up in Burnaby, B.C., kept his characteristic good humour about the whole thing. On Instagram, he wrote: "This is vegetable harassment !!! What I do with my Cobb is nobody's business. #mesocorny #I❤️paparazzi #shuckme"
For the record, the preferred way to eat corn on the cob is horizontally from one side to the other.
Unless you're a Grammy-winning, world-famous singer.
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