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Posted: 07/12/2012 4:37 pm

The Huffington Post asked Conrad Black if he would like to reply to Andrew Mitrovica's blog criticizing Black's high-profile supporters; he obliged with the following:

The writer attacks a number of Canadian cultural and journalistic figures a good deal more renowned than he is, for the offense of being publicly well-disposed to me. It is not clear what right are they exercising that he challenges. This seems to be just the hackneyed effort of a minor personality seeking some grandeur for himself by slinging obloquy at more famous professional colleagues (Margaret Atwood, Margaret Wente, Rex Murphy, and Brian Stewart). He apparently objects to their stated view that I was rightfully readmitted as a temporary resident to Canada and so presumably contests that opinion. If that is his grievance, and he thinks I should not have been permitted to enter this country even for a visit, let him say it -- though by now, it is a very stale topic.

Dusting off the worm-eaten chestnut of libel chill is seriously contemptible. I have endured, in comparative tranquility, one of the most prolonged and vituperative campaigns of defamation in the modern history of advanced countries, as the allegations against me evaporated from the theft of $500 million to the receipt of $285,000. It is uncontested in the judicial evidence that was approved by the directors. It was a charge unanimously vacated by the U.S. Supreme Court, but self-servingly retrieved by a notoriously megalomaniacal lower court judge whom the high court excoriated, but sent the case back to for his own assessment of the gravity of his previous errors.

This is not a conviction by any Canadian jurisprudential standards.

The authors of the original $500 million theft charge have agreed to the largest libel settlement in Canadian history by a multiple of almost four -- in my favour. All I am seeking in the case objected to here is recognition that I was not one of the "thieves of Bay Street" (whose behaviour offends me as much as it does the author of the book).

I am not seeking monetary damages, nor seeking to pulp the book or discourage or gag the author in any way, but merely to be discharged, in gentle terms, that I composed and offered (or any similar wording) from the allegation of theft, and to require Random House to take responsibility for the contemporaneous publication of this book, defamatory of me whatever its other merits are, and for my recent book -- now in its sixth printing, generally well-received and profitable to Random House -- which documents the unmitigated fraudulence of the charges against me.

I am defending my reputation against published falsehoods and corporate hypocrisy by Random House in the U.S., in the gentlest way available to me; not chilling anyone. If the respondents won't take the painless resolution I offered them, or make a serious counter-proposal, the courts will decide.

Unleashing the sophomoric, attention-seeking posturings of this writer will not achieve anything for them. He has now inflicted himself on the Huffington Post (perhaps the Canadian Dental News will be next), since he sank without a ripple in the Ottawa Citizen, apart perhaps from the brackish waters of my pathological critics where he seems to circulate.

This is not investigation, not news, nor rigorous comment, nor a legitimate subject of his gelatinous sanctimony, and will have no impact on the resolution of the important principles involved.

 
 
 
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08:19 AM on 07/16/2012
Love this guy.keep writing.obloquy indeed...ha
01:23 AM on 07/16/2012
Canada should treat CONrad just like Steve treated other non-citizens who've applied to come to Canada - 280,000 potential Canadians had their applications RIPPED UP on the whim of Steve and his fact-free friends.
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AuntiFascist
Orwell predicted Harper
12:30 PM on 07/15/2012
Man, what a lot of big words!!!!! You'd think that he would have picked up some street lingo being a convicted criminal and serving time in a US prison. He should return to his beloved UK and his Lordship and leave the good people of Canada alone.
07:13 AM on 07/15/2012
Why not take your bags of cash and go count 'em in England. If you cannot recognize your own criminal behaviour then you're not reformed. Repeat offenders just bug me.
BritishColumbian
American/Canadian liberal
10:05 PM on 07/14/2012
Conrad Black, "seeking some granduer" for himself, gave up his Canadian citizenship to become a Lord. He is now a man with no country and a convicted criminal. No matter how pompously he writes or how he howls with derision to those who convicted him, many Canadians want him to return any "honors" he was given by the Canadian gov't and no longer hold him in esteem. Those are the facts that will hound him for the rest of his life.
09:05 PM on 07/14/2012
Mr. Black:
You stole from small shareholders and you were convicted for it. You are a criminal; you did the crime you paid the time.

It is a shame that you were not prosecuted and convicted in Canada. You've got low friends in high places that protected you. And now they are trying to help you regain your reputation through intimidation and lies.

You are trying to make it look like it is very complicated -all the better to obscure the simple moral principle of right and wrong. But it is very clear to me that you are just a criminal.
08:53 PM on 07/14/2012
Mr. Black, as a new Canadian, I am proud of my citizenship and appreciate the benefits and the responsibilities this entails. Your self-seeking martydom is exceedingly tiresome and desperately repetitive. You obviously thought so little of Canada that you were willing to trade your citizenship for a pathetic piece of ermin that english Tory grandees bestowed on you, and now that you require a refuge, you are drumming up support for your triumphal return to Canada. Well this Canadian wishes you well but would be happy for you to take the next flight out of the country to whatever tinpot country is happy to see you grace them with your presence.

I really wish we could close the door after your departure and never hear from you again but then I'm a born optimist in this respect.
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07:18 PM on 07/14/2012
this guy knows minor grandeur. majorly.
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Leanne McKenzie
You can't make this sh*t up.
04:27 PM on 07/14/2012
I'm sure England is no more fond of you than Canadians are, but you need to go home now. Home - England. Bye.
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Spartan Ideal
02:29 PM on 07/14/2012
For someone so intelligent, it's sad that he's resorting to ad hominems against a well-written piece.

Connie-you didn't spend 37 months in prison because you were innocent, so being cleared of -most- charges against you is meaningless.
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Turdinthepunchbowl
I float, therefore I am
06:36 PM on 07/14/2012
Conrad also believes you can be partly pregnant.
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Phatbiker
Dentalfloss tycoon
11:17 AM on 07/14/2012
Is it just me, or do most Canadians view Mr. Black as a more rotund, articulate, pontificating version of Montgomery Burns. We should only reinstate Connie's Canadian citizenship if he works as a greeter at Walmart for a year first.
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Skepticat
Supporting skeptical felines everywhere
11:11 PM on 07/14/2012
Can't vouch for other Canadians but given the choice I really do prefer Mongomery Burns.
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mr Lyons
views of an meat-eating socialist
10:12 AM on 07/14/2012
Mr. Black,
I'm just a regular person, not one of your snooty privileged friends but i do know one or two things;

1) your an ex-con and no matter what you do for the rest of your life, people will remember you for that.

2) there is n't enough titles in the world to make me give up my Canadian citizenship, and any person that would is, in my opinion, the lowest form of life know to man. Mt family died for the privileged to be called Canadian and it sickens me to see you back here.

In closing, Conrad, go back to foggy old England, Canada doesn't need you.
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Warren Yuill
Jesus Built My Hot-Rod
05:13 AM on 07/14/2012
Conrad Black.
Talk'n smack.
"it is the end of the world"
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waldopepper
I'd tell you all about me if you were my friend.
01:40 AM on 07/14/2012
"The writer attacks a number of Canadian cultural and journalistic figures ... for the offense of being publicly well-disposed to me."

Incorrect. He criticizes them for remaining silent - passively approving - on your practice of suing your enemies into silence.

"I have endured ..." etc.

You are a convict. I think amply guilty. Personally, I wish you would slither into a hole and never emerge.
11:13 PM on 07/13/2012
in other words knock it off or i will sue .