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I'll Take the Boring West Over These Countries Any Day

Posted: 07/25/2012 8:15 am

As Stephen Harper passes a leisurely summer dilating on the virtues of Calgary and its stampede (now that the French version of "O Canada," with its inspiring reference to our national aptitude to "carry the sword and the cross" has been reinstated there); and even as the United States slogs into one of its dullest and nastiest presidential campaigns between two of its least impressive candidates ever, the West may take some comfort from the relative tranquility around their major office-holders.

The president of Romania, Traian Basescu, has been impeached by the congress, subject to a referendum, for resisting the encroachments of a government that has fired the speakers of both legislative houses and threatened to remove the justices of the constitutional court after they determined that Basescu had not, as his insubordinate premier, Victor Ponta has claimed, violated the constitution.

The departing governor of the Spanish province of Castellon, Carlos Fabra, has retired under investigation for financial misfeasance, but certainly deserves the benefit of any doubt as no charges have been laid and the political atmosphere in Spain is frequently clouded by the infelicitous mixing of justice and politics.

What is more fragile is the former governor's executive judgment. His province is in the southeast, close to Valencia, has $25 billion in debt, a junk-bond credit rating, and Fabra is best-known for the construction of a nearly $200 million airport which has failed in 18 months of operations to attract a single flight. The former governor represented it as a sure tourist mecca, because he intended aviation enthusiasts to sit right beside the tarmac and watch aircraft land and take off, and circulate in the hangars and baggage-handling areas, in contravention of all internationally agreed safety standards. Obviously, Fabra's hunch on how to lure the tourists will not be put to a test if he can't attract any airplanes.

The West's unselfconscious allies in the near East, Afghanistan and Pakistan, are usually worth a glance for those seeking reassurance that political science in their own countries could be in worse condition. United Nations and NATO ambitions in Afghanistan have now been scaled back from any notion of nation-building to hopefulness lubricated by semi-promises of continuing assistance, that a Taliban victory and an open-ended, multi-factional civil war can be avoided. The president of Afghanistan, Hamid Karzai, has skillfully dismissed his benefactors' request for a reduction in corruption with anti-American theatrics and dark threats that anything that would replace him would be worse.

Allied forces are now asked to serve to keep an utterly contemptible and ungrateful regime alive while we train enough supposedly loyal Afghans to keep the Taliban out of outright control. Bribes have been reformulated as weapons of conversion of the disaffected. What will ultimately happen is the collapse of federal government and re-emergence of regional warlords each with a foreign sponsor: Iranian, Pakistani, Indian, Russian, Uzbeki.

Pakistan's chief justice, Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry, detained the prime minister for a symbolic 30 seconds for declining to indict the country's president for corruption. But his promenade as the army commander, Ashfaq Kayani's only rival for popular esteem, was interrupted by allegations that his family had collected $3.7 million in bribes from property developers. Neither country has ever demonstrated the least disposition to accountable national self-government and the George W. Bush mission to spread democracy from Egypt to Pakistan now appears more absurd than ever, and must be the most dubious cause for which the lives of American servicemen were ever sacrificed by authority of the president and Congress. Afghanistan has always been too poor and xenophobic to justify any serious effort to impose any order on it, even to assist self-imposition of such order as in the last 10 years. Pakistan is a nuclear-armed semi-failed state, irrationally obsessed with India, a Monty Python farce, if it were not so potentially dangerous.

Unfortunately, as these reviews of political disorder always do, we are brought back to Africa. In the running with Somalia and Yemen for irrepressible disorder is, as through most of its 52 year history, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where government forces were recently routed by the M23 rebel group around Bunagana in the eastern part of the country. Six hundred federalist soldiers staged the unusual tactical step of retreating across an international border into Uganda, while the rebels inadvertently killed a U.N. peacekeeping observer pursuing them, where they were disarmed. The DRC (so-called to distinguish it from the smaller and stabler Republic of the Congo across the Congo River), has never had a day of coherent government since the end of the reprehensibly severe and exploitive Belgian colonial government. The equivalent of a regular army division of multinational United Nations forces has served there for many years, as well as mercenaries from poor countries who rent themselves out to domestic tribes and factions which raise rather than lower the level of violence, and generate hard currency for their home governments.

But this year, very regrettably, there is a new continental champion for governmental disintegration. Three quarters of Mali is now controlled by the Mesopotamian Al-Qaeda, driven from Mespotamia and now plundering mosques in Timbuktu. The former president of Mali, Amadou Toure, was ousted in a coup in March, and his successor was so badly beaten by a mob that he was given up for dead, but survives now in a French hospital. But there is now no government in Mali's capital, Bamako. The powers that drove Al Qaeda to Timbuktu, should ensure that it does not take root there, toll-gating the flow of drugs from Egypt to Europe.

Some Afro-perennials endure, providing continuity: Zimbabwe's unspeakable President Robert Mugabe has attracted some concern, if not overt disapproval, for running down and killing several pedestrians in his speeding official grand Mercedes.

And even the egregious UNESCO, one of the most corrupt of the United Nations' agencies, has engaged in self-criticism for consenting to hand out the Obiang Nguema Mbasogo Prize for Research in the Life Sciences, funded by the president of Equatorial Guinea of the same name, who has ruled despotically for 33 years, pocketing much of the country's windfall oil revenue. UNESCO has been proverbially poorly administered, but this mockery is too much even for it. There are glimmerings of hope in a number of sub-Saharan countries, such as Ghana and Rwanda, but the limited aptitudes for self-government of many of the region's nationalities, doubtlessly exacerbated by the rapine of some of the supposedly civilizing colonists, (the British and the French were the best, but even they had their lapses), have created terribly intractable problems.

Obviously, sophisticated western societies must be held to a higher standard, but no matter how discouraged we may become with dismal election campaigns and mediocre or venal government, we should be aware of how bad things can get, and in some countries, generally are.

 
 
 
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foleygdavid
03:16 AM on 08/04/2012
Myopia, I suspect. Nobody seems willing to look beyond our bountiful shores, smugly content with their discontent.
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Marcus Davies
I'm still standing
07:09 PM on 07/26/2012
It's not so much a question these days of which countries Lord Crossharbour will "take", but rather which ones will take him.
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Marcus Davies
I'm still standing
10:07 AM on 07/26/2012
One day very soon his Lordship will try to use this very column as evidence before Citizenship & Immigration that he is making a meaningful contribution to this country. The man has been reduced to a cartoon character shilling for compliments from the very people he has spent his lifetime belittling. Sorry, Crossharbour, you're on your own.
09:01 PM on 07/25/2012
Who cares what English criminals think?
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Marcus Davies
I'm still standing
10:08 AM on 07/26/2012
If this is going to be the start of a series of viewpoints from international criminals, I'd like to read what the guy from the Great Train Robbery thinks about events in Syria.
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lilkitten22
Be the change that you wish to see in the world
06:06 PM on 07/25/2012
I love Canada too, but you left it for other countries and got into trouble ripping off people, so I'm unsure you have a opinion in this matter
04:03 PM on 07/25/2012
Vote for me! I'm not as bad as the other guys.
02:50 PM on 07/25/2012
Thankfully... Ex Cons can't run for office.
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editorjuno
Musician, wordsmith, accidental mystic, etc.
02:38 PM on 07/25/2012
Convicted mail fraudster and obstructor of justice says what? Why does this disgraced paper-pushing oligarch still have a platform from which to pointlessly pontificate?
11:44 PM on 07/26/2012
better ask Huff Post why they like this criminal
12:22 PM on 07/25/2012
"...United States slogs into one of its dullest and nastiest presidential campaigns between two of its least impressive candidates ever.."
Well, they are both highly educated men who many people believe are worthy of high office. They haven't been anointed to their high offices. They have worked hard for what they have achieved, apparently without light fingers. They seem to have good instincts and sound judgment in most respects and it has kept them out of serious trouble or even the appearance of wrong-doing. People respect them for who they are. They seem among the best of their generation to me and worthy leaders.
12:38 PM on 07/25/2012
Not to mention neither is a convicted felon.
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Maria Korovessis Sewell
To decimate is to reduce by one tenth.
12:40 PM on 07/25/2012
Nice.
Kiz boy
Here's to the voter!
12:02 PM on 07/25/2012
Oh brother.
11:45 AM on 07/25/2012
"...even as the United States slogs into one of its dullest and nastiest presidential campaigns between two of its least impressive candidates ever..."

Right. And swimming 21 miles may no longer be a big deal, but how about when it's against the 5mph current that we've had for the last 3 years?
11:34 AM on 07/25/2012
Hmh! Do you think PM Harper is interested in this Quixotic travelogue, true as it is, when he has to worry about British Columbia and Alberta facing off on Keystone? Good time for him to relax and "dilate" upon anything else...I guess.
09:49 AM on 07/25/2012
"Obviously, sophisticated western societies must be held to a higher standard..."
Hmmm - what's you take on Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?
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PalaceOfWisdom
Want gun control? End the MIC
02:35 PM on 07/25/2012
I assumed it was given to him ironically. If you translated his acceptance speech to German and said it was from the 1930's, no one would know the difference.
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Jack Hope
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06:14 PM on 07/25/2012
A complete and utter lie.
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09:47 AM on 07/25/2012
Its interesting you mention Rwanda, when there is evidence right now that theyve been funding the M23 rebels.
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Maria Korovessis Sewell
To decimate is to reduce by one tenth.
09:25 AM on 07/25/2012
Anything to say about the standards Barclay's should be held to?