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Why I'm Voting for None of the Above

Posted: 10/03/11 10:43 AM ET

It came as absolutely no surprise to read that according to one online poll, 93 per cent of respondents said that Tuesday's Ontario leaders debate didn't change their minds in terms of who they'll be voting for next week.

After all, that vapid and vacuous debate didn't change my mind on who's getting my vote (more on that later.)

Indeed, just consider the candidates that are on that multiple choice quiz otherwise known as an election ballot:

A. Dalton McGuinty. The high-flying (according to some polls) albeit thoroughly-lying (according to some analysts of his record) premier might miraculously "three-peat" -- despite myriad broken promises and numerous policies that have so many Ontarians fuming. From the HST to health fees, taxpayers feel like they're being nickel-and-dimed to death. And let's not forget eHealth and numerous OLG scandals. It's been one fiasco after another for Premier Pinocchio -- someone who likely wouldn't have received a second term in 2007 if not for John Tory's cosmically stupid faith-based schools blunder.

B. Andrea Horwath. Orange has never been more in vogue thanks to the passing of federal NDP leader Jack Layton. But I'm taking a pass on Orangemania. This hue is associated with Halloween, the Philadelphia Flyers, road closure signage, and other horrors. I vividly remember life in Ontario under the NDP -- an economic period more chilling than any Saw movie.

C. Tim Hudak. In a way, Hudak resembles George Smitherman when Furious George was running for mayor of Toronto: you get this sense that Hudak feels entitled to be premier. His unofficial campaign slogan seems to be: "I'm not Dalton." That's not good enough.

Ironically, Hudak's fear-mongering critics label him "Mike Harris-Lite." If only! When it comes to policies that appeal to conservatives, this dog don't hunt.

Full disclosure: I'm a red meat Conservative. But with the Hudak camp, there's no Harris-esque Common Sense Revolution afoot. In fact, there's not much common sense, period.

If any descriptor fits Hudak, it's "McGuinty-Lite." Gasp -- in some photos, Hudak even physically resembles Premier Mom.

Oddly, the PCs are running ads slamming McGuinty as "the tax man." Yet, does Hudak plan to jettison the HST he condemns so vociferously? No chance.

How does that Who song go? "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

Most Conservatives I know are in crisis mode. Some say they'll be going to the ballot box holding their noses. Others say not even a hazmat suit can stifle the stench of ineptitude emanating from Hudak.

Case in point: the despicable Liberal promise of a $10,000 tax credit for companies hiring new immigrants. This was a gift for the Tories. But criticism of this odious policy was so ham-fisted the PCs made themselves look anti-immigrant. This discriminatory pledge could've -- and should've -- been McGuinty's "John Tory moment." Instead, the Tories had to go on the defensive. Amazing.

Allow me to share an anecdote that speaks volumes re: Hudak's ineffectiveness. Almost a decade ago, when the Tories were still governing, Walter Sendzik, the then-publisher of St. Catharines-based Vines magazine, was justifiably furious that the LCBO was unfairly competing against his magazine with its own publication, Food & Drink.

"Nowhere does it say [in the regulations] that it [liquor board] should become a publishing empire," said Sendzik.

At the time, Hudak was the minister responsible for the LCBO as well as Sendzik's MPP. Sendzik demanded action. Hudak's response according to Sendzik? "Walter, it [the LCBO] is out of my hands."

"Out of my hands"? As the ministerial master of an abusive government agency, Hudak had all the tools required to do the right thing. Instead he didn't want to rock the boat. It was a "no muss, no fuss" strategy while in power, but today it comes across as "no guts, no glory."

Indeed, Hudak has forfeited a slam-dunk opportunity to ride that conservative tidal wave that made Rob Ford mayor and gave Stephen Harper a majority. He could've run on a simple "respect for taxpayers" platform and promise to axe the HST outright. That alone would've carried the day. Instead, he yammers on about chain gangs.

This Thursday, I plan to decline my ballot. In other words, I'm choosing "D" on that province-wide multiple choice quiz: none of the above.

 
It came as absolutely no surprise to read that according to one online poll, 93 per cent of respondents said that Tuesday's Ontario leaders debate didn't change their minds in terms of who they'll be ...
It came as absolutely no surprise to read that according to one online poll, 93 per cent of respondents said that Tuesday's Ontario leaders debate didn't change their minds in terms of who they'll be ...
 
 
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spinnerator
07:55 PM on 10/04/2011
Thank you David for just reinforcing my belief that you are a Hot Air Balloon and a crank of the first order. You have, to the best of my recollection, never had a nice word for anyone or anything. It surprised me not that you got beat up by a bunch of Habib wearing women, you're very presence is enough to incite violence. You give off a vile aura on TV I can just imagine how much more intense it must be in person.
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jsehgal
Micro-bio? There is too much to say!
03:01 AM on 10/04/2011
Hudak is not McGuinty. He will lower the taxes and to pay for that he will sell public property or reduce services just like Mike Harris did by selling 407 and shutting so many hospitals. Here is my name for Hudak - The Sell Man. BTW McGuinty is dubbed the Tax man and Horvath is No man.
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BentleysPal
We'd be better off if Springers ruled the world
08:02 PM on 10/03/2011
I have voted Conservative my entire life, and while I will do so once again on Thursday, it will be with much trepidation. Mr Hudak is incredibly uninspiring. With Mr McGuinty's track record (health tax, eco-fees, E-Health scandal, Green Energy Program with $.80 FIT for a squirrel's fart of energy, etc, etc), a ham sandwich should have been able to lead the Conservatives to a comfortable majority. I have a feeling I will be disappointed, but I suspect regardless of the result, all Ontarians will be. My only question to Liberal supporters is: How can you continue to support a man who took Ontario from Canada's flagship province to have-not status in a mere 6 years?
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Ben Johnson
04:22 PM on 10/03/2011
If only everyone else with similarly shallow insight would also refrain from voting we might have some solid political leadership in this country.
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02:12 PM on 10/03/2011
Anyone who votes none of the above is happy with the status quo.
12:23 PM on 10/03/2011
"This Thursday, I plan to decline my ballot. In other words, I'm choosing "D" on that province-wide multiple choice quiz: none of the above."

Okay, I recognize hyperbole, but you do seem either naive or ignorant about the election process. There is NO such choice. If you waste your vote, why bother going to the polls at all?
12:21 PM on 10/03/2011
"I'm taking a pass on Orangemania. This hue is associated with Halloween, the Philadelphia Flyers, road closure signage, and other horrors."

Oooo, such DEPTH of analysis of the NDP platform of today (nevermind 20 years ago). DO BETTER!

"I vividly remember life in Ontario under the NDP"

As do I. And five "Rae days" were NOTHING compared to the 365 Harris days that 8,000+ nurses got.

I remember Walkerton too. I call yours a SELECTIVE memory.

But please, why not focus on the policies of TODAY. Ms Horwath is NOT Bob Rae. Or didn't you notice?
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EllaMai
Non-violent complainer. From North of the border.
10:20 AM on 10/03/2011
Hudak axe the HST? Not while Harper is running the show. Let the author of this piece not forget that it was the federal Conservatives that were championing HST and giving away cash incentives to the provinces who adopted it.

And time to put that old boogeyman of the NDP of the 90's to rest. I guess the author didn't want to let facts in the way of his blind ideology when it comes to this issue. The NDP is run by different people now, and those who were in charge 20 years ago had to deal with a massive Ontario deficit run up by the previous governments. Austerity measures saved thousands of jobs, but the Unions had other propaganda they wanted to shill.
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CanadaStan
Cogito ergo spud, I think, therefore I yam
01:04 AM on 10/04/2011
Same outdated NDP philosophy as Rae.
Look at how the NDP killed Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and BC.
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jsehgal
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03:08 AM on 10/04/2011
Clearly recall how Conservative under Harris killed me in Ontario. Closed so many hospitals, fired so many nurses, raised tuition fees, killed grade 13. BTW, I was affected by all of these. I live near 407, but can;t afford it. I was ill at the time the hospital in our town was gutted and nurses thrown out. Both my children's education was jeopardized by tuition hikes. The younger one also had to put up with the grade 13 cancellation fiasco due to 'double cohort'. I am so much happier with a the Liberal government. I do not want poor-averse conservatives at Queen's Park.
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EllaMai
Non-violent complainer. From North of the border.
09:04 AM on 10/04/2011
Do you have anything to back up your tired old epithets?