If the screams for help are any indication, it would seem a few B.C. town councils aren't settling in so well following last November's elections. Couple of common themes: the life expectancy of what may be the most risky job in civic life and old-fashioned collegiality.
Since the last tally, a few more towns have said "au revoir" to their chief administrative officer (CAO), including: the Regional District of Central Kootenay, Fraser Lake, Kitimat and Sicamous.
There's also a bit of a musical chairs quality with the CAO file.
Mission said goodbye to its CAO in February who then emerged as a financial consultant to Lillooet (desperately needed one) and Kitimat said goodbye this month to its CAO who is moving on to take up the position in Mission.
Sadly, the civic mayhem isn't limited to staffing, it's cross-contaminated a few council chambers, sometimes making the Hatfield and McCoy feud seem like an episode of the Brady Bunch.
Consider these headlines:
- Bitterness lingers as Lantzville's council implodes
- Tensions flare in Pouce Coupe council dispute
- White Rock councillor censured over online 'defamation'
- Volunteer firefighters in Chase, B.C. being bullied by mayor.
And that's just in the last 90 days.
In Grand Forks -- as if the city didn't have enough problems after firing their CAO last December paying him $200,000 in severance and rehiring him two months later -- council has circled the wagons with guns squarely aimed inwards.
They've picked a fight between themselves by serving papers on one councillor to have her disqualified over an alleged conflict of interest.
The city claims Coun. Julia Butler was in a conflict over a vote on the city's water meter work program while owning a seasonal gardening business. Butler is fighting the move.
And in a remarkable display of civic pride, Grand Forks Mayor Frank Konrad ended a recent CBC interview with: "Would you really think this is a great community to live in with what is going on with city government?"
Further north, in Pouce Coupe, they've already had one by-election since last November's elections and -- as the Alaska Highway News has pointed out -- tensions are flaring.
Rumours are rife in the village that efforts are afoot to bully one councillor off council. The bad blood has entangled the mayor, a Facebook page, a citizens' watchdog group and the the RCMP.
Note to Grand Forks and Pouce Coupe: councils aren't tree forts where you get to vote to keep the girls out.
In Lantzville, four of seven councillors just cut to the chase and quit, as did two senior staff.
Next door in Nanaimo, council is bringing new meaning to damn the torpedoes when it comes to debating the future of Colliery Dam Park.
According to the Nanaimo Daily News, "passions seethed" at a council meeting this month. One resident stormed out of the meeting yelling, "He's the mayor, not the king."
In Lillooet, residents woke up in April to learn that the district had spent $204,817 in legal and auditing costs in about 15 months, a little shy of $90 for every man, woman and child in the community. It includes $30,437 in legal fees so that a former CAO could sue a handful of residents for defamation.
This month, residents got to wake up to the news that the consultant the district hired to review its finances doesn't "have confidence in the numbers used as the basis for the District's 2015 budget."
Warm fuzzy feelings all round no doubt, but not much of a surprise for a town that's had three mayors and is now looking for its third CAO since 2012.
It's time for someone in Minister of Community, Sport and Cultural Development Coralee Oakes's office to answer the phone before things go really south.
Otherwise former Alberta Municipal Affairs minister Doug Griffiths -- who once wrote a book entitled "13 ways to kill your community" -- will have a few more chapters to add in the next edition.
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