Robert E. Lee Statue Pleads 'Take Me Down' In Funny Or Die Sketch

If Confederate statues could talk, apparently they'd rhyme in song.

08/23/2017 12:36 EDT

While debate over the removal of Confederate statues rages on, Funny or Die decided to ask a Robert E. Lee statue how it felt about the issue.

Turns out the statue had a lot to say, in the form of a catchy ballad: “Take me down / I’m not the kinda statue you want to gather ’round / I only attract pretty scary crowds.”

Watch the general make his full case above.

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