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Hurry Hard! Top 12 Reasons To Date Men Who Are Curlers

02/24/2014 04:40 EST | Updated 04/26/2014 05:59 EDT

Curling Olympics

  1. They're good at using brooms to sweep.
  2. They're protective and willing to guard anything, especially the house.
  3. They're able to get out of the hack without taking a sick day.
  4. They don't think skipping is effeminate.
  5. They can draw intricately.
  6. They rarely hog anything.
  7. They often go for a raise and get it.
  8. They're extra talented with a hammer.
  9. The good ones have a strong back end.
  10. They're always able to go harder.
  11. They know how to hit the button.
  12. They're not afraid of putting a big rock on a ring.

Norway's curling pants

This post was originally published on IronicMom.com.