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There's No Christ in My Christmas

Posted: 12/25/2012 7:59 am

This Friday, President Obama delivered a statement on the fiscal cliff, urging policymakers to compromise, admitting idealistic optimism that Congress can come to an agreement within the next ten days. Then he wished "every American a Merry Christmas." The Christians, the Jews, the Muslims, the Atheists, the Buddhists, the Nudists. Every. Single. American.

As an aggressive antitheist, my knee-jerk reaction was to be outraged. "How dare he! That's basically state imposition of religion!"

But actually, it's quite the opposite.

Christmas has, without a doubt, morphed into more of a cultural holiday than a religious one. Offices around the country close their doors and families gather to imbibe eggnog, unwrap gifts, laugh, hurl insults, eat too much chocolate, and fall asleep cuddling with the dog by the crackling fire. It's magical.

I have been affirmatively opposed to organized religion since about the age of 14. Since reading Christopher Hitchens' magnum opus, God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, my freshman year of college, I've become an aggressive "agnostic teetering on the brink of Atheism," to quote Martin Amis.

But alas, I love Christmas. As you can imagine, this is often a point of contention in debates, which usually go something like this:

"So, you hate religion and think it's evil, but you love and celebrate Christmas? Christmas wouldn't be here if it weren't for Christ, so how can you say 'religion poisons everything'?"

Now, I could devolve into the argument about the pagan origins of Christmas, but I'll leave that to the Hitch. Mostly, the reason I can love Christmas without entirely debasing my argument is because Christmas has become more cultural than it is religious. There's nothing remotely religious about eggnog, "chestnuts roasting on an open fire," or a sparkling evergreen. There's certainly no Christ in my Christmas. Lots of family though!

Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, you passively partake in the festivities by merely walking down the street. Municipalities from Los Angeles to New York City invest funds in eccentric Christmas displays. Townspeople gather around the lighting of the big tree in the square. Main Street is adorned with twinkling lights and Christmas carols hum from every corner of the shopping mall.

In college, I lived with three of my best friends -- all Jewish. We always had a miniature Christmas tree and, let me assure you, I deserved no credit for its proud placement on our dining room table.

One of the three friends is the granddaughter of a man and woman who were sent to Riga and Auschwitz concentration camps during World War II. Her family keeps kosher. She fed us latkes during Hanukkah. And the moment the calendar flipped to December, Christmas carols could be heard blasting from her room for the next few weeks.

Look, if you want to "keep Christ in Christmas," by all means, set up your Nativity scene and go to midnight Mass on Christmas Eve. It's a free country. I, along with the increasing number of non-Christians, on the other hand, will be by the fire, glass of wine in-hand, listening to some Nat King Cole, snug as a bug in my new Christmas pajamas.

13 of the best "All I Want for Christmas" covers:

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  • 'Love Actually'

    There are lots of feel-good moments in this 2003 holiday favorite, but Olivia Olson stole the show when she sang for the boy who chased her through the airport to say goodbye.

  • Justin Bieber and Mariah

    17 years after the original, Mariah got back in a sexy santa suit for this 2011 duet with Justin Bieber that was included in his holiday album <em>Under the Mistletoe</em>.

  • Rhema Marvanne

    She was only 7 when she recorded this version in 2010, but this gospel singer has range!

  • Mariah with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots

    In their holiday sweaters -- or a low-cut red gown in Mariah's case -- they rocked out a delightful version with classroom instruments on <em>Late Night With Jimmy Fallon</em> earlier this month.

  • Lady Antebellum

    This mellow cover appeared on the group's 2010 EP <em>A Merry Little Christmas </em>and 2012 Christmas album<em> On This Winter's Night</em>. Watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmbLDpy4z50">on YouTube</a>.

  • Michael Buble

    This sultry version <a href="http://www.billboard.com/column/chartbeat/michael-buble-makes-adult-contemporary-chart-1005660352.story#/column/chartbeat/michael-buble-makes-adult-contemporary-chart-1005660352.story">topped Billboard's Adult Contemporary chart </a>last year.

  • John Mayer

    Mayer covered the song <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2008/12/30/john-mayer-mariah-carey-christmas/">at a benefit in 2008</a>.

  • Dads

    These guys from LifeOfDad can't sing, but any man who will belt out this song is a holiday delight.

  • 'Glee,' feat. Amber Riley

    Mercedes sings this rendition in the Extraordinary Merry Christmas episode of Season 3 of 'Glee.'

  • Cee Lo Green

    Cee Lo released this slowed-down, noisy version earlier this year.

  • HMS Ocean

    These British sailors <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/07/hms-ocean-all-i-want-for-christmas_n_1134343.html">created a Youtube sensation</a> when they were stuck at sea for many months in 2011. Mariah loved it. "This is the best thing I've ever seen, you guys just made my day! Happy Happy Christmas!!! x0x0 to the troops," she tweeted.

  • Mariah's Official Video (Black and White)

    Mariah also made a black and white version of the original video, paying homage to 60s girl group The Ronettes.

  • Mariah's Official Video

    Here she is, cuddling with animals, donning a Santa suit and frolicking in the snow with then-husband Tommy Mottola.

 

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Mason J Stewart
Retired, Military, Theology
04:07 PM on 12/27/2012
We have Holiday Christians whom only come during holidays throughout the year. Mother's Day & Easter are the two biggest for the local Church. I would not stay couped just to satisfy a belief.
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SeanMartin
Everything in moderation.
03:15 AM on 12/27/2012
Okay, we get it. You're an atheist. This is hardly revolutionary news these days.

Frankly, I'd be more shocked to read an article that talks about someone who celebrates the holiday as the birth of Christ. (And yes, I know: He was actually born in April.)
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Steve Thepainter
667 - Neighbor of the Beast
11:51 PM on 12/26/2012
Well expressed.

I think you defined the space between "all" and 'nothing' that gets trampled on when polarized opposites pretend to attempt to influence each other.

It's a nice space, too.. what with the cozy, and not nearly as much of the crazy. It deserves protecting.
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JJJSchmidt
10:25 PM on 12/26/2012
I'm a non-believer too who enjoys Christmas with all the trimmings and time spent together with friends and family. I have no trouble wishing people a Merry Christmas and listening to religious Christmas music. If the season makes you feel good why even bother getting worked up whether or not the Christ Myth is real or not. This born again atheist embraces the season and doesn't suffer any anxiety over Christmas.
heterodoxlibertarian
bleeding heart libertarian
12:23 AM on 12/27/2012
I kind of feel the same way but I hate it when the rest of my family expects me to join them in prayer. That's a little too much.
09:55 PM on 12/26/2012
Boxing Day 2012

My daughter woke up and said: “My throat hurts.”
But I survived another Christmas.
Her temperature rose to thirty-nine squirts.
But I survived another Christmas.

They’re napping right now, both daughter and wife,
We bailed out of the party that that was to be was.
But I’m so grateful getting over the strife,
Of surviving another Christmas.

Christmas is a holiday of
Capitalism to take our pay
No matter if we work easy or hard,
It all adds up on our credit card.

There is no bailout for such as we
We’ll pay through the nose percentagely
While Wall Streeters shouts so gleefully:
“Thanks, God, for another Christmas.”

Now evening falls on Boxing Day.
We’re stretching and yawning, the three of us.
My daughter is getting up to play
Electronic Monopoly
And my eyes are wet because I survived
Another Christmas... Another Christmas...
Another Christmas Day.
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amitchell3251
Blues, guitars, motorcycles & Reformed Theology
02:13 PM on 12/26/2012
Despite its timing, Christmas is not a "pagan" celebration. It is properly the celebration of the Incarnation of Christ. It is the "Christ-mass". All the other cultural accretions - many which had good intentions - tend to distract, even detract from the Chirstian celebration.

I do not believe there is a "war on Christmas" - frankly little has changed in this regard in my 57 years. Some continue to take the religious experience and significance seriously, while others celebrate a neo-Dickensian, Coca-cola Santa Claus christmas that is driven by a mix of syrupy sentimentalism and some of our more base desires, like greed.

Your article, unfortunately, is both shallow and immature.
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Steve Thepainter
667 - Neighbor of the Beast
11:53 PM on 12/26/2012
I like how you map out the high, moral ground for yourself, and lump everything 'not' in your camp as somehow beneath contempt.

Way to be shallow and immature.
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amitchell3251
Blues, guitars, motorcycles & Reformed Theology
02:26 PM on 12/27/2012
High moral ground? Hardly. I'm a Calvinist! Do you have something to offer in the way of argument or discussion rather than this ad hominem stuff?

"Christmas" - or as we prefer to call it in the church these days, "the Celebration of the Incarnation" - properly belongs to Christians. If you want to celebrate a cultural Christmas, go ahead, but please don't deride our attempts to stay true to our faith traditions. Why is everyone so angry about this notion?
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cwebster
predominantly exasperated
12:16 PM on 12/26/2012
I'm a Christian, and enjoy Christmas. My co-wprker is Sikh, and she enjoys Christmas, too.
She puts up a tree, buys gifts, sends cards and has a nice family dinner. Has no problem wishing people a Merry Christmas.

I agree that it has become a cultural holiday...and there is nothing wrong with that. Celebrating peace and goodwill, helped along with plum pudding and eggnog...seems pretty nice.
11:21 AM on 12/26/2012
Practice the original holiday minus the murder..Saturnalia..

Christmas is the hostile take over and subjugation of the pagan roman holiday. There is NO christ in Christmas..ZERO... if there was it would be in august when the caravans cross the area where he was supposed to be born..plus the north star would be in the right place..by december its not aligned....sorry...but thats the facts,
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09:51 AM on 12/26/2012
Do the research people. Christmas is a pagan holiday, not a Christian one. The birth of Jesus was added later by the Romans in an attempt to unite Christians and pagan sun worshipers. The historical Jesus and his followers worshiped on the Sabbath, 7th day of the week. Emperor Constantine changed the day of worship to the first day of the week, Sunday, to please the pagans and persecuted early Christians who refused to keep Sundays. There is plenty of historical references available to verify this. The birth and history of the catholic church for one.
07:32 PM on 12/26/2012
Nothing was ever done to PLEASE Pagans -this is Christian PROPAGANDA pure and simple. My guess is you learned this from church, or some church funded school, or associated publication, etc..... because it's definitely not what they teach in an accredited post secondary college or university.

Pagans were Celts in disguise who borrowed/used Christian motifs/symbols to carry forward what they could of a culture which was being dismantled and eradicated by Rome.

If you were a Pagan, you certainly didn't let on that you were or you'd be beheaded and/or burned on a stake. Spew the crap you do to a real Scotsman and they'd probably punch your lights out for being so insensitive to their holocaust (because that's exactly what it was).

Pagans were mainly women (Druidesses) who survived the initial onslaught of Rome, because the Druids (men or male keepers of Celtic culture and language) were violently wiped off the earth by a man named Patrick who was sent from Rome - to keep it simple for y'all.

Christians are fond of their little Irish tale of St. Patrick who chased the snakes out of Ireland, but the fact is........ it's nothing more than a metaphor for the bloody and fiery genocide of the Celts.
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bujudunton
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
12:36 PM on 12/27/2012
Druidism is only one from of Paganism. It actually refers to any polytheistic or indigenous culture.
Seeing as how both the Greeks and Romans were both Polytheistic this term can also be applied to them.
I am assuming you obtained your information through Druid Rituals, some Duird funded school of associated publication? Because it is definitely not what the teach in accredited post secondary college or university.
If you were a Christian you definitely didn't say anything or you would be thrown in the Arena with a bunch of lions.
See how easily your argument can be swung the other way?
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Leanne McKenzie
You can't make this sh*t up.
09:47 AM on 12/26/2012
The best christmas song ever - Tim Minchin's White Wine in the Sun. It describes christmas perfectly for me and my family.

Google the video and keep a tissue nearby for the tears.
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09:23 AM on 12/26/2012
Why is that posting a contribution to tell us about what you do not want..(celebrating christian Christmas) while raising the everboring argument considering that less and less people are celebrating it this way ?!?!
Obviously, you are not convinced by your own assesment !!!
God bless you and Happy New Year anyway ....
08:18 AM on 12/26/2012
All it is, is your government approved holiday to spend time with your government approved family, eating government approved food & listening to government approved music, while speaking to each other on government approved politically correct topics.

Happy Holidays!
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Steve Thepainter
667 - Neighbor of the Beast
01:15 AM on 12/27/2012
I am the Government, and I did not approve this. :P

but seriously.. was your post an attempt @ wit, sarcasm or something else? I can not conceive the culture where that world-view is even possible.

There may be pockets of "Politicaly Correct" reinforcement , but it's one created and defined by individuals who are too timid to expose themselves to anything outside their own little circles, and that's no great loss to the rest of us.
07:05 AM on 12/26/2012
I believe in X too.
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04:57 PM on 12/25/2012
There's no Christmas....without Christ. I heard a gospel singer once say that Heaven is the highest word.....Hell is the lowest word....But when you're lost, and don't know Jesus, it's the saddest word. Non believers plz comtemplate on my words..
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Hjorlejf
07:41 PM on 12/25/2012
There was a Christmas celebration thousands of years before Christ that involved decorating conifer trees, hanging mistletoe, and gift-giving. Again, this is THOUSANDS of years before your myth was supposed to have even taken place. You are dragging down society by perpetuating Bronze Age beliefs that are no longer relevant to the modern world.
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amitchell3251
Blues, guitars, motorcycles & Reformed Theology
03:19 AM on 12/28/2012
Decorating conifer trees, hanging mistletoe and gift-giving have nothing to do with the Christian celebration of the Incarnation. These are syncretistic additions that attached themselves to Christmas likely because of its date (at the beginning of the festival part of the church year) coinciding with earlier solstice festivals. Although the christmas tree tradition likely has much later roots.

The bronze age in the middle-east ended centuries before the birth of Christ. Indeed, it was by then the middle iron age. Christmas was not properly adopted until nearer the 4th c A.D., which would place its inception in the late iron age, on the cusp of the middle ages. So. a proper celebration of Christmas has been around for over 16 centuries. At what point does it become "ours"?
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Araida
12:03 AM on 12/26/2012
it is a Pagan Holiday not christian.
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amitchell3251
Blues, guitars, motorcycles & Reformed Theology
03:20 AM on 12/28/2012
What evidence do you offer for this assertion?