10/14/2015 12:23 EDT | Updated 10/14/2015 12:59 EDT

Sexy Green Poop Halloween Costume Is Anything But

Pair it with the black-bunned burger for a couple's costume!

We thought "sexy pizza rat" was peak stupid sexy costume.

We were wrong.

It's been topped by a "sexy green poop costume."

Which, as you can imagine, is really not sexy at all. Let's take a look, shall we?

There it is, in all its glory.

The costume is based on Burger King's "Halloween Whopper," a black-bunned burger that reportedly turned people's stool green. has produced a step-by-step guide for making it:

The instructions are pretty simple. You take a regular poo costume, spray-paint it green and add some accessories.

Then ask your bestie to dress up as a black-bunned burger.

It makes for, um, a unique couple's costume.

And an equally awkward group costume.

At least it's not as offensive as sexy Donald Trump.

It certainly has that going for it.

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