10/14/2015 12:23 EDT | Updated 10/14/2015 12:59 EDT

Sexy Green Poop Halloween Costume Is Anything But

We thought "sexy pizza rat" was peak stupid sexy costume.

We were wrong.

It's been topped by a "sexy green poop costume."

Which, as you can imagine, is really not sexy at all. Let's take a look, shall we?

There it is, in all its glory.

green poop burger king

The costume is based on Burger King's "Halloween Whopper," a black-bunned burger that reportedly turned people's stool green. has produced a step-by-step guide for making it:

burger king costume

The instructions are pretty simple. You take a regular poo costume, spray-paint it green and add some accessories.

Then ask your bestie to dress up as a black-bunned burger.

It makes for, um, a unique couple's costume.

halloween whopper

And an equally awkward group costume.

burger king costume

At least it's not as offensive as sexy Donald Trump.

donald trump

It certainly has that going for it.

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