Weep with me, readers, for this 'Mission Statement' video marks the end of Weird Al's eight-day pop cultural takeover.
But what better way to conclude what ultimately was a mad-genius marketing strategy than with a video mocking people who say stuff like Weird Al leveraged his core competencies to monetize his assets by visualizing a value-added experience that enhanced his brand trajectory through client-centric solutions.
Needless to say, this final video "operationalized his strategies" and "effectively enhanced corporate synergy" by premiering on the Wall Street Journal website.
Sung in the style of "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes" by Crosby, Stills & Nash, Yankovic told the WSJ that "I wanted to do a song about all the ridiculous double-speak and meaningless buzzwords that I’ve been hearing in office environments my entire life. I just thought it would be ironic to juxtapose that with the song stylings of CSN, whose music pretty much symbolizes the antithesis of corporate America."